chas's definitions

Microsoftie

Someone with their heads too far up their asses to relize that MS Windows is one fucked up, half-assed piece of software.

Dude? You don't think Microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? Fuckin Microsoftie!

by Chas September 11, 2004

Sweet Pop

A sugar daddy. One who pays the way for another's material desires in exchange for sexual favors.

by Chas October 6, 2003

mental sex

mind games

Kelly just enjoys the mental sex. She loves to screw with your head.

by Chas April 19, 2003

hookin

Hooking up with men for money. Not necessarily selling her body.
This has more to do with fishing men and catching money - a developed skill.

She be hookin customers in that cafe for years. (playing men for bigger tips)

by chas November 24, 2003

jorvin

A baby who likes to toot.

My little baby, my little baby... Jorvin

by Chas December 25, 2016

fat ass

Either lazy or middle-class, someone who seemingly has some money.

That fat ass lady be drivin' an Accura.

by chas November 24, 2003

Double Duce Squared

A handgun chambered in the .22 W.M.R.F round. Same size 2x the stopping power. The round most commonly used for poaching, among other things.

The Duce Duce Didn't cut it, so I pulled out the Double Duce Squared and capped it's ass.

by Chas June 18, 2006