chas's definitions

jorvin

A baby who likes to toot.

My little baby, my little baby... Jorvin

by Chas December 25, 2016

Double Duce Squared

A handgun chambered in the .22 W.M.R.F round. Same size 2x the stopping power. The round most commonly used for poaching, among other things.

The Duce Duce Didn't cut it, so I pulled out the Double Duce Squared and capped it's ass.

by Chas June 18, 2006

Pongmo

1. nub who is bm

2. One who wishes to recieve anal sex from urusai.

pongmo will rape you

by chas January 13, 2005

Microsoftie

Someone with their heads too far up their asses to relize that MS Windows is one fucked up, half-assed piece of software.

Dude? You don't think Microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? Fuckin Microsoftie!

by Chas September 11, 2004

ho down

oral intercourse given by a female to a male. (aka blowjob)

you know she gonna go down, when i tell that bitch ta ho down

by chas May 29, 2004

pooser

Geek boys.

From 16 Candles: "I'm sorry my friends were such poosers..."

by Chas March 10, 2004

cap his ass

shoot him dead

This extends the toys of the child to the toys of the adult. The cap gun kids shoot each other with is non-lethal. Guns that gangsters kill each other with are hardly toys.

I's goin' ta cap his ass for commin' into my hood (neighborhood).

by chas November 24, 2003