Definitions by chas

jorvin

A baby who likes to toot.

My little baby, my little baby... Jorvin

jorvin by Chas December 25, 2016

Double Duce Squared

A handgun chambered in the .22 W.M.R.F round. Same size 2x the stopping power. The round most commonly used for poaching, among other things.

The Duce Duce Didn't cut it, so I pulled out the Double Duce Squared and capped it's ass.

Double Duce Squared by Chas June 18, 2006

Pongmo

1. nub who is bm

2. One who wishes to recieve anal sex from urusai.

pongmo will rape you

Pongmo by chas January 13, 2005

Microsoftie 

Someone with their heads too far up their asses to relize that MS Windows is one fucked up, half-assed piece of software.

Dude? You don't think Microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? Fuckin Microsoftie!

Microsoftie by Chas September 11, 2004

ho down 

oral intercourse given by a female to a male. (aka blowjob)

you know she gonna go down, when i tell that bitch ta ho down

ho down by chas May 29, 2004

pooser 

Geek boys.

From 16 Candles: "I'm sorry my friends were such poosers..."

pooser by Chas March 10, 2004

cap his ass 

shoot him dead

This extends the toys of the child to the toys of the adult. The cap gun kids shoot each other with is non-lethal. Guns that gangsters kill each other with are hardly toys.

I's goin' ta cap his ass for commin' into my hood (neighborhood).

cap his ass by chas November 24, 2003