charlie's definitions

Chet

a jock who says he get action but gets nuthing

Your acting like a Chet

by charlie November 30, 2003

violin

The most difficult instrument to master (not play, but master), with challenging left-right hand coordination. It has a pleasent sound with four strings tuned in fifths. Violinists are generally smart people or slackers like Charlie.

Charlie is the assistant concertmaster for his school orchestra and has only being playing for five years.
Charlie is so fucking good at the violin. Did you hear him play Symphonie Espagnole flawlessly?
Lumi is a better violinist than Charlie will ever be.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

chomp a cheesy taco

so, you're having sex. and you're obviously with a woman. come on- like you didn't know what a taco was. so it's a little "cheesy" so to say, from all the "action" going on. so if you perform oral sex, you're chomping a cheesy taco. i mean, whether it's cheddar or american, it's all the same.

Brigitte loves to chomp cheesy tacos in the locker room after school.

by Charlie December 30, 2003

cooter saluter

when you salute a female whos cooter you want to corkskrew.

-do you see that fox
-yeah, giver the cooter saluter

by charlie December 25, 2004

Hephaestus

greek god who was so ugly he was thrown out of olympus and into the ocean, where he was crippled.
all he did there was make weapons for the better gods.

his roman name was vulcan,
lucky for him, he was also god of fire

you"i gotta do a report on hephaestus"
me"cool" you"i think his other name was vulcan..." me"the kawasaki?"
you"no the cripple"

by charlie December 1, 2004

flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

by charlie July 16, 2003

Work

Something that is meant to get done but doesn't. Also can be faked by type garbage in word and giving it to your boss. Consists of a tie and pen with a dash of fun. Work is the equivilent to naptime to a small child. Work is the reason people sell drugs for a living (they make a profit while being high and doing no work).

I smoked that reefer and skipped work and skipped on the sidewalk. I told president Clinton that I wanted an hjfrom his lesbian wife.

by Charlie March 26, 2005