charlie's definitions

goonclock

a word used by various interlectuals from london, basicly to annoy less smart people who do not know what it meens, but infact, it meens nothing. Its just there to make them think hard and get fraustrated.

dumb person:omg y r u reading a book
interlectual: its actually very interesting and funny, its about people like you.
dumb person: o shut up you geek.
interlectual: oh get on with your life you goonclock!
dunb person: huh? wtf does that meen? WHY ARE CALLING ME THAT?!
interlectual: MUAHAHAHAH!!!!

by charlie June 19, 2006

adlay

Idiots who come to raves sporting nautica shirts, polo shirts and white caps. like to rob ppl who are having a good time. dont like candi kids for reasons that are inexplicable.

eshay adlay! ya fucken idiot

by charlie July 15, 2004

Chet

a jock who says he get action but gets nuthing

Your acting like a Chet

by charlie November 30, 2003

violin

The most difficult instrument to master (not play, but master), with challenging left-right hand coordination. It has a pleasent sound with four strings tuned in fifths. Violinists are generally smart people or slackers like Charlie.

Charlie is the assistant concertmaster for his school orchestra and has only being playing for five years.
Charlie is so fucking good at the violin. Did you hear him play Symphonie Espagnole flawlessly?
Lumi is a better violinist than Charlie will ever be.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

chomp a cheesy taco

so, you're having sex. and you're obviously with a woman. come on- like you didn't know what a taco was. so it's a little "cheesy" so to say, from all the "action" going on. so if you perform oral sex, you're chomping a cheesy taco. i mean, whether it's cheddar or american, it's all the same.

Brigitte loves to chomp cheesy tacos in the locker room after school.

by Charlie December 30, 2003

cooter saluter

when you salute a female whos cooter you want to corkskrew.

-do you see that fox
-yeah, giver the cooter saluter

by charlie December 25, 2004

Hephaestus

greek god who was so ugly he was thrown out of olympus and into the ocean, where he was crippled.
all he did there was make weapons for the better gods.

his roman name was vulcan,
lucky for him, he was also god of fire

you"i gotta do a report on hephaestus"
me"cool" you"i think his other name was vulcan..." me"the kawasaki?"
you"no the cripple"

by charlie December 1, 2004