chandizl's definitions

trucker paulsen

noun; stubby armed beer aficionado. Usually broke, but somehow manages to acquire mind-altering substances. Talks about women much more than actually being around them.

"We just ran out of beer and titties. I guess trucker paulsen's leaving now."

by chandizl December 16, 2008

bromosexual

noun; associated with frat boys. Men who pay to have other male friends, such as in a fraternity. Spend most of their time worrying about their hair and going to the gym to cure hangovers. They spend more time talking about women than actually being around them.

Bro 1: "It would be bromosexual of me to rub sun-block on your back."

Bro 2: "But my arms are too fat from weightlifting to reach."

by chandizl December 16, 2008

Chandler

noun; early French for 'candle maker'.

I was a chandler until I spilled hot wax all over my ding dong.

by chandizl December 20, 2008

240 shorty

noun; a short girl who weighs no less than 240 lbs. Can consume 3 times her body weight.

The 240 shorty preys on drunk frat boys.

by chandizl December 18, 2008

240 shorty

noun; A short woman that weighs no less than 240 pounds. Usually found smoking a burrito like a cigarette and manages to acquire skinny, passive aggressive men that are unable to speak for themselves.

trucker paulsen found a 240 shorty... a match made in fat-heaven.

by chandizl December 16, 2008

abortion

Diarrhea as a result of food baby. "The runs". Usually the result of greasy fast-food.

"I need to get to a delivery room before i abort this food fetus all over the lobby."

"I've been having abortions for weeks. Must be food baby poisoning."

by chandizl January 8, 2009

p.t. luiser

(pee-tee lou-zur) noun; nickname given to p.t. cruisers that don flashy accessories, wooden paneling, or flame graphics to give the appearance of "living life in overdrive." Usually the end result of a mid-life crisis.

Those purple tanks from halo look like a p.t. luiser.

by chandizl December 18, 2008