noun; see also pt luiser; any variation of the standard, already pauperized pt cruiser. Usually found with wooden side-panneling, flashy accessories, or flame graphics, giving the appearance of living life in overdrive. Primarily the direct result of mid-life crises.
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Get the PT Loser mug.noun; associated with frat boys. Men who pay to have other male friends, such as in a fraternity. Spend most of their time worrying about their hair and going to the gym to cure hangovers. They spend more time talking about women than actually being around them.
Bro 1: "It would be bromosexual of me to rub sun-block on your back."
Bro 2: "But my arms are too fat from weightlifting to reach."
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Get the 240 shorty mug.noun; A short woman that weighs no less than 240 pounds. Usually found smoking a burrito like a cigarette and manages to acquire skinny, passive aggressive men that are unable to speak for themselves.
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Get the 240 shorty mug.noun; Where you live. Any plot of land under your ownership with which you take scandalous women to have promiscuous, unprotected sex.
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Get the abortion mug.noun; stubby armed beer aficionado. Usually broke, but somehow manages to acquire mind-altering substances. Talks about women much more than actually being around them.
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