champ's definitions

assbandit

poo burglar

That guy stick his cock up some other guys ass. What a fucking poo burglar.

by Champ February 9, 2002

poo chute

Anal sphincter. Where faeces exit the body.

Poofs take a cock up their poo chute.

by Champ February 9, 2002

chocolate freeway

The bowel. Specifically with reference to sodomy.

A homosexual enjoys a ride down the "chocolate freeway".

by Champ February 10, 2002

fuck fest

A sexual marathon involving two or more people. Generally involves more than one partner.

Man! I was banged twenty women last night. It was a total "fuck fest"!

by Champ February 21, 2002

rice rocket

A vehicle driven that is generally not meant to go fast, yet has the apperance of being a race-like car. A driver of a rice-rocket is a rice boy.

Why do people do up fucking Honda Civics and make them "look" sporty when they are girls cars. I hate those crappy "rice rockets".

by Champ February 25, 2002

water sports

Sexual activity in which urine is involved. The presence of urine is generally considered erotic for those indulging in the urine related activities.

What I wouldn't give for some hot chick to take a piss on me right now. I am a total 'water sports' freak.

by Champ April 8, 2002

Evertonian

Poisonous scouse basteads

An Evertonian

by champ April 8, 2003