champ's definitions

chocolate freeway

The bowel. Specifically with reference to sodomy.

A homosexual enjoys a ride down the "chocolate freeway".

by Champ February 10, 2002

denmark

Home of the most beautiful women in the world.

Take a stroll down Strøget and you will see....

by Champ February 24, 2004

Cadbury Lane

The anal passage. As faeces are generally brown (like Cadbury chocolate), this term allows one to make reference to the rectum in a somewhat polite way.

A homosexuals favourtime pastime is to take a nice stroll down Cadbury Lane.

by Champ August 27, 2003

jump of the tiger

This is a manoeuvre where a girl is lying face down on a bed, naked, with a ceiling fan above. A naked man is hanging from the said ceiling fan while it is on.

The fan must rotate at least 3 times and then the man must let go such that he lands on top of the woman with his dick rapidly penetrating her poo chute on landing.

In South America, a certain family is famous for pioneering the sexual techniuqe known as "jump of the tiger".

by Champ September 21, 2003

scour

In reference to Jim's persistant tracking of Neil Young.

"Jim scoured the earth looking for Young Neil."

by Champ September 16, 2003

assbandit

poo burglar

That guy stick his cock up some other guys ass. What a fucking poo burglar.

by Champ February 9, 2002

trance

By far the best form of music that exists. A recent study showed that if a population is divided into musical preference, those who claim a strong allegiance to trance have the highest average IQ.

Trance is the music of the genius-generation.

by Champ October 8, 2003