Gemen

Opposite of semen. The gooey substance that comes out of a gay man's erect penis.
Jordan C. guzzled the Gemen off his couch cushions although his mother sat in a large puddle of it.
by Chad November 14, 2004
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verbindo

From the latin, verbindoclearis, meaning to clear a blocked drain with ones mouth, a verbindo is defined as performing fellatio on the arse.
Teacher: "Giles get up, you silly boy!"
Giles: "But Miss, i had to get down low to give her the verbindo!"
by chad February 24, 2005
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Isler

Multiple Uses:
1. One who tans way too much ... often schedules an entire day around "catching rays"
2. One who naps way too much
3. One who closely resemble Biff from Back to the Future
4. One who talks all day about getting with a chick, then sees her at a party and doesn't even speak to her.
5. One who would rather be fucked in the ass all day than be forced to masturbate all day.
I can't tell if that guy is black or just an isler.

That lazy frickin isler is sleeping again.

Hey look! Its the guy that played Biff in Back to the Future! No wait, its just an isler.

That guy could be feeling all over those fake boobies, but hes too much of an isler

Masturbate all day? Are you kidding? Just fuck me in the ass and call me isler.
by Chad March 01, 2004
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writin' stick

rural slang used to describe a writing utensil such as a pen or pencil
Hang on BILLY JOE GET MY DAMN WRITIN' STICK
by Chad July 21, 2004
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Half-Life 2

Sequel to the most linear shooter ever. (you know f(x)=x)
Seriously, this game is too fucking linear.

Example:
You have a crowbar (gun "1"), it takes out enemy "A" (first enemy encountered) with realtive ease.
Enemy "B" comes along, the crowbar does not work well against enemy "B"...
So you find gun "2", it is effective at killing enemy "B" and anything lower than enemy "B"...
Enemy "C" comes along and the process repeats until you get some god-like gun that kills everything.

Great A.I.?
My ass...
The A.I. is dumb as shit, if the fucking thing sees you it will stay still wherever it is and shoot at you no matter where you go or what gun it has.
If you want insane A.I. give HALO 2 in legendary a spin, THAT is good A.I.

Its does have good graphics, but I still prefer the Unreal Engine 2 (UT2K4), its more flexible and powerful.
However, no one gives a shit about graphics if the game sucks ass. (except fanboys and graphics whores).

I'm not saying this is a bad game, but from a gameplay stance, this is piss poor. Truly good gameplay resembles TLG's System Shock 2. This game dissapoints, just like the first.
"OMGZOR!!!111 N00B ITS GOT AMAZIN PHISIKS AN SHYT!one!1 AND TEH GRAVTY GUN ROXORS LMAO ILL PWN JOO!!!111oneone HL2 IS GAWD!"
~ HL fanboy, the worst kind
by Chad March 17, 2005
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qurr

Jordann is such a qurr.
by Chad November 03, 2004
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Big Bird

A large Caucasian female with an unusually large, malformed behind. Tends to wear yellow clothing and mumble incoherently. See also Skank Biscuit
Hey Big Bird come here and fix this server.
by Chad April 09, 2003
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