fagitism

The practice of disappointing your father by being a faggot

I noticed your son is in the play at school, he must have caught the bug of fagitism.

by Chad May 03, 2004

uber

Inspiring awe, admiration, wonder, and majesty - all at the same time.

Possibly coined by www.chadmallory.com in the early/late 20th century, this word has been heard in many homes and even names the ESPN fantasy sports overall score.

"Fluff is uber uncomfortable with women."

by chad March 26, 2004

froo

pretentious, gaudy, expensive

My mother bought that froo doily at the boutique.

Also; froolish;froolishness

by Chad September 09, 2003

electric fence

Something that should not be urinated on.

When nature's callin' don't be stallin'
Use your common sense.
Before you let it flow find a place to go, just Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence!

by Chad February 21, 2004

Ass Clap

The clapping sound made when having rough sex, caused by balls slapping against any part of a woman during sex.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, between that bitch moanin' and all the ass clapin' I couldn't hear it!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Hampster Dance

A stupid, pointless website, with rows of "hampsters" dancing to a sped-up clip stolen from a Disney movie. Was the basis for a variety of "dance" sites, with fish, cows, stick men, you name it.

Hampsterdance is for bored people with WAY too much time on their hands!

by Chad July 20, 2004

vrooky

A term describing brakes when they go out.

I crashed my car 'cause my brakes went vrooky on top of the hill.

by Chad December 08, 2003