chFree77's definitions

Sam Kerr

One of the greatest footballers of all time. Most important Australian to ever live. Known for her tenacious talent, frequent scoring in crucial moments, backflip goal celebrations, and likable personality.

I love Sam Kerr so much it's unreal.

by chFree77 August 28, 2023

Toe thumb

The thumbs monkeys have on their feet so they can climb trees.

I've never heard Brachydactyly type D get called a "toe thumb" before. Toes do not look like that. Average people's thumbs look more like toes than thumbs with Brachydactyly type D.

Monkey feet are so cute! Look at its little toe thumb.

My toes do not look like Megan Fox's thumbs. She has baby thumbs. Not toe thumbs.

by chFree77 December 2, 2024

Slut

A dirty, slovenly man.

Invented circa 1386 by English poet Geoffrey Chaucer (in the form of "sluttish") to describe a gross man of low moral character. A man can become a slut by rotten behavior, especially by having sex with more than one woman (sexual depravity).

He had sex before he met his wife, and it broke his wife's heart. He is such an awful slut.

by chFree77 February 5, 2022

Goat of Football

Christine Sinclair, the highest goal scorer of international football. Captain of the Canada national team. Olympic gold medalist.

The Goat of Football Christine Sinclair has 190 international goals. Penaldo has 127, and he needed 4 milion penalties to do it.

by chFree77 November 6, 2023

Guro Reiten

Baby-faced assassin. Assist queen. Gets FIRED UP when she scores. Won the Norwegian Golden Ball for best football player in the country.

You see that icon? That's Guro Reiten.

by chFree77 November 2, 2023

whore

A girl or guy who sleeps with multiple people. We're using the word to describe guys too if it fits them. Multiple means more than one. Whores will make up a weird definition of multiple.

Don't make excuses, whore.
You'll never become a good husband or wife if you are a whore.

by chFree77 July 30, 2018