chFree77's definitions

Aitana Bonmatí

Giga GOAT of football. Known for her perfect technique. Creates beauty in the midfield. Humble and stands up for her teammates. Uses her mother's surname. Brings glory to the world of football. Described as "pure elegance" on the field.

Who had the best 2023 ever?
Aitana Bonmatí. She won the World Cup with Spain, Champions League with Barcelona, World Cup Golden Ball, Primera División title, Supercopa, Supercopa MVP, UEFA Player of the Year, and Ballon d'Or... ALL IN 2023.

by chFree77 October 30, 2023

Sam Kerr

One of the greatest footballers of all time. Most important Australian to ever live. Known for her tenacious talent, frequent scoring in crucial moments, backflip goal celebrations, and likable personality.

I love Sam Kerr so much it's unreal.

by chFree77 August 28, 2023

MNBA

Men's National Basketball Association. Main male basketball league in America. Female equivalent is the WNBA.

"Hey did you watch the MNBA game yesterday?"

"No."

by chFree77 July 24, 2025

whore

A girl or guy who sleeps with multiple people. We're using the word to describe guys too if it fits them. Multiple means more than one. Whores will make up a weird definition of multiple.

Don't make excuses, whore.
You'll never become a good husband or wife if you are a whore.

by chFree77 July 30, 2018

Guro Reiten

Baby-faced assassin. Assist queen. Gets FIRED UP when she scores. Won the Norwegian Golden Ball for best football player in the country.

You see that icon? That's Guro Reiten.

by chFree77 November 2, 2023

Slut

A dirty, slovenly man.

Invented circa 1386 by English poet Geoffrey Chaucer (in the form of "sluttish") to describe a gross man of low moral character. A man can become a slut by rotten behavior, especially by having sex with more than one woman (sexual depravity).

He had sex before he met his wife, and it broke his wife's heart. He is such an awful slut.

by chFree77 February 5, 2022