Angelaco

When someone is loud and obnoxious thinking it’s cute. It’s cringey. It’s annoying. You are being a pick me. And you’re ugly. Witch. Think it’s cute to make fun of people and laugh and giggle in the hallways. It’s immature and weird. You look weird and you’re already hideous. Makeup don’t fix that ugly personality or that ugly face. Learn to shut your mouth for an extended period of time, everyone will greatly appreciate it!
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Angelaco
That shit is so loud it’s burning holes in my ears
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Carmel ap physics

This will be the worst mistake of your life. If you do not have a promising career in nasa or some shit, don’t do this to yourself. I’m telling you now. If you want to be stressed and depressed for the rest of high school, then this is the class for you. You will NOT need any of the stuff you learn in ap physics in your life ever, besides the final of the class. But, if you get real committed, you can probably learn how to crack some codes and get access to all the Oscar lists. Be careful
Taking Carmel ap physics was the worst mistake of my life and now Mr zell haunts me in my dreams and I will fail everything in life
by ccanonymous January 25, 2025
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Adysonb

I don’t find you funny. Nobody actually likes you. You annoy everyone and you don’t know how to stop talking. You interject yourself into every single conversation and assume you’re relevant for who knows what reason. You got the complexion of Donald Trump. You look like a hippo if it was starved for a week, smashed in the face, and then covered in crusty orange spray tan. And btw, stop gossiping and talking shit about people, it doesn’t make you look better, it’s cringey and annoying. You look dumb enough as it is.
Is that trump or a hippo???
Uhhh that’s Adysonb
by ccanonymous January 24, 2025
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Dominic de

He’s a nice person. He’s never actually mean to anyone. He cares about people and actually means it, unlike the other guys in his grade. I’ve never heard a bad thing about him, and that’s rare at this school. He doesn’t gossip and he has good values. Carmel needs more of guys like him. He’s a likable person and he’s naturally friendly. I hope he has a great life in whatever path he chooses.
One of the kindest seniors is Dominic de
by ccanonymous January 26, 2025
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Kairos

Catholic retreat. Look, it’s a nice experience for those who have a lot of friends and have a good relationship with their parents. It’s lead by a few students chosen by staff and they run the entire retreat. Ofc it’s gonna be the goody two shoes kids. They also give these “talks” and make you write notes on what they’re saying. There’s this thing called “letters night”, and you get letters from friends and family members. They read the letters your parents wrote to you in front of everyone and everyone cries. It’s awkward if you’re not emotional or have a bad relationship with your parents. They also do this thing where you go apologize and forgive your opps. It’s in-genuine. None of the “friends” you make at kairos are real, and they’re not gonna actually talk to you at school. You also have to “react” to the “talks” and speak in front of everyone. The staff gives everyone a gag order to not tell anyone what happens at kairos. They play it up to be this big magical life changing experience. It’s not. It ain’t allat. I can see why a lot of people like it. But it’s not for everyone.
Man I gotta go to kairos tomorrow I’m not tryna go
by ccanonymous January 22, 2025
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Carmel catholic IC bathroom

Let’s be real. People hook up in this bathroom. Mr librarian is too focused on yelling at kids for eating that he doesn’t even notice the multiple kids at a time going in. We’re looking at OSCAR
Did Oscar just go in the Carmel catholic ic bathroom?
Yes with 4 others
by ccanonymous January 24, 2025
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Carmel catholic cheer team

Man, why are y’all orange like that. You guys look like Donald trump. Stop “bullying” people, it comes off really cringey and annoying. Y’all have some of the biggest egos at the school. You’re not valid just because you know how to do a back tuck and wave some pom poms around during football season. A lot of yall are weird and mad ugly. Adyson
Carmel catholic cheer team members look like a bunch of mini trumps in a sparkly costume doing summersaults who can’t stop talking
by ccanonymous January 21, 2025
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