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Father Christian

This is what you call the best priest ever. Best thing to ever happen to Carmel besides the dispensing going on in the 500 boys bathroom. He is truly kind to all.

Everyone loves Father Christian

by ccanonymous January 23, 2025

Carmel boys hockey team

Oh my fucking arse bro. These kids are so annoying and loud and can’t shut up. Them and all their little friends. Deacon, Ryan cap, Vince Holmes, Tommy both of them, that whole group, please close your mouth and don’t speak for the next 6 days. Yall so irrelevant I can’t even remember your names. I just know you by your ugly faces and loud annoying voices. I’ll never understand how someone can be so cocky yet your face looks like it just got ran over by a bus and then got sprayed with a 2 year old can of old spice that your mommy bought you cause you stunk of BO. Btw, making fun of and laughing at the “weird kids” doesn’t make you look cool or funny. It’s embarrassing annoying and cringey to everyone else. Yall are the only ones laughing. Ps why do you all date within the same friend group. Yall boutta inbreed atp. Maia and Molly?

I hate the Carmel boys hockey team, they’re not even good. I hope they crack they heads on the ice

by ccanonymous January 21, 2025

Kairos

Catholic retreat. Look, it’s a nice experience for those who have a lot of friends and have a good relationship with their parents. It’s lead by a few students chosen by staff and they run the entire retreat. Ofc it’s gonna be the goody two shoes kids. They also give these “talks” and make you write notes on what they’re saying. There’s this thing called “letters night”, and you get letters from friends and family members. They read the letters your parents wrote to you in front of everyone and everyone cries. It’s awkward if you’re not emotional or have a bad relationship with your parents. They also do this thing where you go apologize and forgive your opps. It’s in-genuine. None of the “friends” you make at kairos are real, and they’re not gonna actually talk to you at school. You also have to “react” to the “talks” and speak in front of everyone. The staff gives everyone a gag order to not tell anyone what happens at kairos. They play it up to be this big magical life changing experience. It’s not. It ain’t allat. I can see why a lot of people like it. But it’s not for everyone.

Man I gotta go to kairos tomorrow I’m not tryna go

by ccanonymous January 21, 2025

Carmel catholic cheer team

Man, why are y’all orange like that. You guys look like Donald trump. Stop “bullying” people, it comes off really cringey and annoying. Y’all have some of the biggest egos at the school. You’re not valid just because you know how to do a back tuck and wave some pom poms around during football season. A lot of yall are weird and mad ugly. Adyson

Carmel catholic cheer team members look like a bunch of mini trumps in a sparkly costume doing summersaults who can’t stop talking

by ccanonymous January 21, 2025

Kitty squad

What the most annoying group of girls called themselves their freshman year. Nobody actually likes them and they all hate each other anyway. They’re all rude and have huge egos but never have the looks to back it up. Squares and snitches. Think they the shit but they won’t talk to each other 6 months after graduation. Being so cocky but having an ugly face is gonna bite them in the ass one of these days.

Tf is kitty squad
Nobody likes them
The brown hair one is hideous

by ccanonymous January 21, 2025

Morelialee

This is what you call someone who thinks they the shit but the only thing they’re good at is eating and being annoying. You can also call someone this when they’re really cocky but really ugly. No guy will ever want it.

Yo morelialee smells nasty
Nobody actually likes morelialee

by ccanonymous January 21, 2025

Carmel Catholic High School

Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!

Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered

by ccanonymous October 27, 2024