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Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!
Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
by ccanonymous October 27, 2024
Get the Carmel Catholic High Schoolmug. Where does she get off acting so mean? She looks like a circle. She’s weird, her insults are stupid, repetitive, and immature. Does not have the looks to back up her attitude and massive ego. Also very gross. Thinks she’s better than everyone, when she’s always the biggest and ugliest girl in the room. Well, unless Morelia Lee is in the room. She looks like she belongs in one of those fat kid camps that parents send their fat kids to over the summer so they can lose weight and get their life together. Which actually, is what Grace Millar needs.
Parents: “Grace Millar, we are sending you to a fat kids camp this summer.”
Daughter: “can I at least bully the other kids there like I do at school?”
Parents: “no, you’re gonna be the biggest one there, so you will have no means or looks to back up your attitude, just like at school.”
Daughter: “can I at least bully the other kids there like I do at school?”
Parents: “no, you’re gonna be the biggest one there, so you will have no means or looks to back up your attitude, just like at school.”
by ccanonymous October 25, 2024
Get the Grace Millarmug. Man, why are y’all orange like that. You guys look like Donald trump. Stop “bullying” people, it comes off really cringey and annoying. Y’all have some of the biggest egos at the school. You’re not valid just because you know how to do a back tuck and wave some pom poms around during football season. A lot of yall are weird and mad ugly. Adyson
Carmel catholic cheer team members look like a bunch of mini trumps in a sparkly costume doing summersaults who can’t stop talking
by ccanonymous January 21, 2025
Get the Carmel catholic cheer teammug. Carmel digital news network. Yall don’t even know the drama that goes on in it. It’s a “patriarchy” and everyone hates each other. Nobody can get along and that’s why it’s on a steady decline. Some of these kids have giant egos too. None of it makes sense. It’s a total shit show. And nobody actually pays attention and watches it anyways.
by ccanonymous January 26, 2025
Get the CDNmug. He’s a nice person. He’s never actually mean to anyone. He cares about people and actually means it, unlike the other guys in his grade. I’ve never heard a bad thing about him, and that’s rare at this school. He doesn’t gossip and he has good values. Carmel needs more of guys like him. He’s a likable person and he’s naturally friendly. I hope he has a great life in whatever path he chooses.
by ccanonymous January 25, 2025
Get the Dominic demug. Catholic retreat. Look, it’s a nice experience for those who have a lot of friends and have a good relationship with their parents. It’s lead by a few students chosen by staff and they run the entire retreat. Ofc it’s gonna be the goody two shoes kids. They also give these “talks” and make you write notes on what they’re saying. There’s this thing called “letters night”, and you get letters from friends and family members. They read the letters your parents wrote to you in front of everyone and everyone cries. It’s awkward if you’re not emotional or have a bad relationship with your parents. They also do this thing where you go apologize and forgive your opps. It’s in-genuine. None of the “friends” you make at kairos are real, and they’re not gonna actually talk to you at school. You also have to “react” to the “talks” and speak in front of everyone. The staff gives everyone a gag order to not tell anyone what happens at kairos. They play it up to be this big magical life changing experience. It’s not. It ain’t allat. I can see why a lot of people like it. But it’s not for everyone.
by ccanonymous January 21, 2025
Get the Kairosmug. This is what you call someone who thinks they the shit but the only thing they’re good at is eating and being annoying. You can also call someone this when they’re really cocky but really ugly. No guy will ever want it.
by ccanonymous January 21, 2025
Get the Morelialeemug.