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Definitions by catfight12

falsetograph 

A photograph one sends to his/her online chat buddy, that is NOT really his/her photo, usually taken from a magazine or is the photo of an attractive friend, or something. Done by pedophiles, highly unattractive people, & people that have other reasons to lie.
- Shit man, I told you my chat buddy xLoveAngelMusicBabyx69, she fuckin' hot! See, here's her photo
- WTF esse, don't you watch E!?? Apparently, it's a falsetograph. That's tennis player Anna Kournikova, the wife of Enrique Iglesias, brah!
- .........................well maybe my chat buddy is Anna Kournikova!!
- ...yyyyyyeaaaaaaaah..I wouldn't bet my life on it.
falsetograph by catfight12 January 12, 2009

RicoRolled 

When one is duped into clicking a link to some free porn/any other subject of interest but is instead taken to the 1990 music video of Rico Suave (Gerardo Mejia) shot in Miami, where we see a Mariachi band, chicks with Aqua net hair & Gerardo Mejia dancing with nips hanging out, in an unbuttoned blazer with shoulder pads.
I'd rather be Rickrolled than RicoRolled any day. This Rico Suave guy is totally gross.
RicoRolled by catfight12 January 12, 2009

flake finding 

The act of finding dandruff flakes in different areas of your scalp using your nail
I didn't learn much in 4th grade because I was in the back of the room, flake finding for the most part
flake finding by catfight12 January 12, 2009

One for the big girls!

A scream/cheer for when a "big-boned"/fat girl in a movie/TV series gets with a hot guy & is not even treated as "big-boned/fat"
"One for the big girls!" was what Bertha screamed as she watched Dr. Callie Torres get it on with McSteamy in Grey's Anatomy
That one office guy in any given bachelor party movie scene who's gotten shitfaced, taken his tie & wrapped it around his head, at times shown with kiss marks all over his face.
- I'm appearing in the latest Kate Hudson movie!!
- As her love interest??
- No.....as the tie guy..
tie guy by catfight12 January 12, 2009

MANceptable 

(man + acceptable)

Minimum sizes a certain group of women expect of men, in order to be deemed "acceptable", such as:
- Shoes = AT LEAST size 10
- Waistline = AT LEAST 30"
- Dick = AT LEAST 5" in length

(may vary from group to group)
When Phuong asked him what his shoe size was, he said "8, 8 & a half.... sometimes 9," which she did not deem MANceptable, leading to a complete lack of interest on her part
MANceptable by catfight12 January 12, 2009
(transfered fat)

The amount of fat you lose = the amount of fat your friend gains

Also see Fat Displacement.
trans fat by catfight12 January 11, 2009