catfight12's definitions

Deviated Rectum

What happens to your ass after a hot, rough night of anal lovin'

gavin's 8-incher left cliff with a deviated rectum that now needs some repairin'

by catfight12 January 9, 2009

synths

Synthetic drugs (MDMA, GHB, ketamine, acid or LSD, etcetera), as opposed to herbal (weed)

I prefer synths over herbs.

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

urbandictators

Urbandictionary.com's "trigger-happy" Editors that click Don't Publish even if the entry is publishable, well-written Urbandictionary.com material that abides by the site's rules. Just an FYI, I don't do that.

WTF?!? I took 30 minutes rephrasing & perfecting my entry & those urbandictators chose not to publish it?? Gah, they're at it again..

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

shameless self promotion

When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens) uses Urban Dictionary as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend

Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

affair weather friend

Pun on "a fair-weather friend" (which is a friend one could only depend on in good times). A friend you only see during affairs (social functions, parties). Not really someone you can rely on.

i don't need another affair weather friend. i want someone who i could sit down & have coffee with, someone who will be there for me when times are tough..

by catfight12 January 9, 2009

Disillusionment

That one night of drunkenness wherein you find out (by accident, serendipity, or some twist of fate) that your girl friends don't exactly think you're as pretty as you think you are.

Girl: Who's prettier, Jane or me???
Friend: (pauses) You know how when someone is SO evil that even though they're really pretty they like, not look so pretty anymore? I think Jane's like that..

And that, folks, is Disillusionment.

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

flake finding

The act of finding dandruff flakes in different areas of your scalp using your nail

I didn't learn much in 4th grade because I was in the back of the room, flake finding for the most part

by catfight12 January 12, 2009