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Ripcord

ripcord: noun
During "doggy style" sex, the act of the male reaching down and yanking hair out from around the anus of his female partner in order to elicit a firm, involuntary clench from her vagina.

ripcord: verb
To yank a woman's anal hairs out during sex, particularly doggy style sex.
"She was a total MILF, but I wasn't getting enough stimulation, so I pulled the ripcord!"
by Cap May 13, 2006
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buenafe

1. v. To inject large amounts of cocaine and diet soft drinks.

2. v. To consume caffeinated beverages and illegal drugs--usually cocaine--for the purposes of physical and mental stimulation.

3. n. A coctail of diet soft drinks and cocaine meant to be consumed in cases of severe mental or physical lethargy.
If I didn't buenafe this morning, I'd have fallen asleep in the meeting!

I have a buenafe of diet Vanilla Coke and snow in my coffee mug.
by Cap July 2, 2004
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bonneting

“Why are you lying ? Stop bonneting !!”
by cap September 2, 2019
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conslutant

1. n. Professional woman of questionable moral fiber who dresses in business provocative attire. Proficient in distracting male coworkers with innuendo and inappropriate comment.

2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.

3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.
Becky the lead partner at the Chigaco office into the restroom at the Halloween party last week. She's quite the conslutant.
by Cap July 1, 2004
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arrowed

1. adj. A state in which a multitude of arrows have pierced ones skin, usually shot from the mouth of a balding man with a large bulbus head.

2. v. To pierce ones skin with a multitude of arrows.
1. adj. The Ugly One is arrowed.

2. v. The Ugly One has been arrowed.
by Cap July 1, 2004
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rim job

Oral-anal stimulation for the purpose of sexual gratification. Enjoyed by those who have tried it, feared by those who have not. Married couples typically overlook this in their foreplay.
Steve's getting married next week. He better get all the rim jobs he can now!
by Cap July 2, 2004
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powerband

1. n. The period in a persons life where sexual drive peaks. Usually between ages 16 and 21 in males, and between 28 and 32 in females.

2. n. A state of perpetual sexual arousal or excitement which causes a person to engage in a much sexual activity as possible.
Dude, that chick at the far end of the bar throwing back gin and tonics is definately in the powerband. She'd go home with any guy here!
by Cap July 2, 2004
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