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jelly bracelets

Plastic fashion bracelets that come in a variety of colors. Usually worn by middle school or high school students for their trend.

The sex game 'Snap' is played wearing these bracelets, although this game is used mainly among College students. It is not to be confused that, for example, a junior high student may be willing to perform sex acts just because he/she wears them.
a) "I bought my friend Alice some jelly bracelets for her birthday. They're very trendy you know."
c) "Alex broke one of my green bracelets, so I gave him a hug."
b) "Some pervert broke one of my jelly bracelets because he thought I would have sex with him."
by Cake October 20, 2004
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

farmer joe

a boy who wears tight jeans..so tight theres no room for his penis
wow that farmer joe has got to get bigger jeans!
by cAke November 6, 2004
mugGet the farmer joemug.

Tripp Eisen

Nonce. Child Molestor. Someone who craves the touch of a paper slit surrounded by candy floss.

"To do a Tripp" - Groom an child of the female persuasion online, before meeting up for lurid sex in a parking lot.
I can't believe my father has been a complete tripp!

Did you hear about that weird dude from high school?

Yeah man, I heard He did a tripp.
by Cake March 4, 2005
mugGet the Tripp Eisenmug.

Cake

Sexiest man alive, makes many girls horny and wet at first sight. Muscular, athletic Chad with the solar systems most sexy face. Any girls that come in contact with Cake should treat him like a king and give up their virginity.

A very friendly man with a 10 inch schlong, able to make any female fall in love whether she is in any relationship or not. Godly presence and power, capable of taking over the entire universe. Do Not Challenge!
“Cake makes me so horny” or “Cake makes me so wet
by Cake July 26, 2021
mugGet the Cakemug.

flog

Someone who sniffs a females underwear. usually used as an insult
Tyler is a nasty flog.
by cAke November 6, 2004
mugGet the flogmug.

steeshed

he is so steeshed!
by Cake April 28, 2003
mugGet the steeshedmug.

Take Your Oil

Accepting your situation. Having no defence when in the wrong.

A phrase that originates from the City of Derry in the North West of Ireland.

Also known to be modified to include words that makes phrase more apt to a certain situation or point.
"I missed my deadline, I'm going to get sacked."

"Take Your oil"

"How was I to know she had crabs?"

"Take your bed hopping oil"
by Cake March 3, 2005
mugGet the Take Your Oilmug.

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