cHris's definitions

turkey

Three strikes in a row in a game of bowling (offcial name).

David just got a Turkey!

by Chris March 26, 2003

The Sammy Hagar

The sammy Hagar is a sex posistion in which the man holds his women like a guitar. Head over right shoulder he "tunes" her nipple whilst fondeling her vaginal area.

Oh Chris please preform the sammy hagar on me.

by Chris April 16, 2005

wiener-dick

An annoying fuck who wont leave u alone.

Zack.why do u have to be such a wiener-dick?

by chris March 21, 2005

92.3

Great radio station, K-Rock. Better than crappy Z100.

Someone: Z100 is the best, let's listen to it.

Me: Are you kidding? Z100 sucks, 92.3 K-Rock owns.

by Chris December 18, 2004

cool as

used to finish a sentence and suggest that something was cool. The last word is intentionally left off.

Hey man that film was cool as.

by Chris June 20, 2006

jelly bracelets

red~kiss
blue~sex in the water
green~head
yellow~head
orange~hug/kiss
pink~like
black~sex
white~body rub
clear~fuck with sperm

that are my meaning for jelly's

by chris June 7, 2004

Stuchy

A term used to describe theiving of work and not handing it back.

Damn, that teacher sure is a Stuchy!

by Chris December 25, 2005