plywood

A flat ass, having no curves.

Christinas got a plywood ass.

by Chris November 18, 2004

blurb

A small, dense amount of descriptive text which can be fired like a projectile.

Shoot me a blurb on that, Tim, and I'll get back to you this afternoon.

by Chris August 30, 2004

ball tap

To painfully hit someone in the balls by the flick of the wrist and laugh on their behalf or roll on the ground if it is done to you.

I had 3 friend who were spending the night for 2 weeks while my parents were gone. They gave me a wedgie and pulled my boxers over my head. Every time I tried to pick it out they would hold me down and would each ball tap me 100 times. (I never got the wedgie out for the entire two weeks and I counted I was ball taped a total of 15,900 times).

by Chris December 28, 2003

druid

A character on diablo 2 expansion who can summon animals, shapeshift, and has elemental skills such as hurrican

damn my werewolf druid just got fortitude and BOTD zerker so he kicks ass now

by chris May 09, 2005

wakerbate

an alternative to masturbate
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax

I'm going home to wackerbate

He went to the bathroom to wackerbate

by Chris February 14, 2005

Bazizzle

the hip hop bible telling how tupac was killed and how he will be resurrected later on as a rich white dude with mad bitches

I just finished the last chapter of the Bazizzle and I realized, that I must seek out Gizzle.

by chris March 10, 2004

Paislea

Hot ass chick that is amazing in the sack. Also smart, sweet, and a one of a kind girl.

Boy would I love to find me a Paislea!

by Chris April 20, 2005