markoon

the second degree of a mark, which is a punk ass motherfunkin bizatch.
You used to be a mark, but now that you think your sister is hot, you are definitely a markoon.
by Carlos January 14, 2004
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Hoagie Roll

The act of a woman (what ever your preferr) stuffing a males penis all the way in your mouth and then all the way out. Just like you'd try to cram a sub or hogie in your mouth.
Dude, she hogie rolled me
by carlos September 20, 2004
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tear your ass open

To have sex with, Fuck.
Dude I just tore her ass open like we got married.
by Carlos February 12, 2005
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forbush

an idiot who has his mind brainwashed by TV and other controlling media and will no matter what vote forbush, people who are for a stupid president called bush who cant spell cat correctly.
i was watching TV last night and i am absolutely convinced that i am voting forbush.
by Carlos September 19, 2004
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dizzey wack

a male whos fringe is really disturbing to look at
an ugly guy with a crap haircut
by Carlos March 11, 2004
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Oh! Skeletons!

The Magazine for people who are being chased by Skeletons!
If you are really being chased by skeletons, read Oh! Skeletons!
by Carlos January 13, 2004
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quena

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(carl u bird was well rough in bed last nite wid me lol)

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he he, no mike that was ME!
by Carlos December 30, 2004
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