Bird's Nest 

A penis that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the pube line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two eggs.

Holy crap, that asian kid's junk looks like a Bird's Nest.

Bird's Nest by Shocka41 July 10, 2009

bird's custard 

The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).

"After dinner I enjoyed my aunt's cherry pie with a thick helping of bird's custard"

bird's custard by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

Bird's nest soup 

A lapful of vomit deposited by a drunken fellatrix.

"That bitch was so hammered, she me gave a bird's nest soup after I tickled her tonsils."

Bird's nest soup by Lou Al Fiender November 10, 2008

bird's eye boob

when you are walking on a higher level than a girl (eg; when she is sitting down or you look out from a freeway overpass) and she is wearing a dress and you can see her naked boobs from your angle.

"Hey! Check it out! Look at that chick below the bridge!"
"Wow! We've got a bird's eye boob!"

bird's eye boob by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009

bird's custard 

A thickish, yellowish discharge emitted from a ladies clunge when she is particularly receptive to sir's amorous advances. The favoured dish when dining at the Y

When eating hairy pie I do like a helping of bird's custard.

bird's custard by zippy_uk January 3, 2007

Bird's Nest 

When you go to a public restroom and put a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet. A giant ball of toilet paper.

And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.

Ryan: Dude, I just did a bird's nest haha

Justin: Haha your so funny

Bird's Nest by soccerplayer March 16, 2010

bird's nest 

you get a girl with at least medium length hair... wrap your dick with it and jerk off. afterwards, you have a bird's nest.

if your girlfriend is sleeping you can rub one out with her hair and she'll wake up with a beautiful bird's nest. she will be so happy and grateful. it's a gift perfect for any occasion.

bird's nest by gohn December 4, 2009