bushlight's definitions

The wrong tree

The wrong tree is bad but I heard the bark makes good kindling for fires.

Your barking up the wrong tree.

by bushlight February 1, 2018

Bad genetics

When the Irish wolfhound gets too close to the ox and magic unicorn blows his head off.

The "wile coyote" has bad genetics.

by bushlight January 14, 2019

Hercules

Lives in Olympia, lifts Olympic weights and according to the myth hits motherfuckers with lighting bolts.

Hercules is strong today.

by bushlight January 11, 2018

Racist

All white people are racist but only if an outsider says so.

Oh, there's the racist white people again!

by bushlight December 18, 2017

Wtf

Wednsday, thursday, friday. And if you eat at subway its turkey, salami then tuna. What the fuck has nothing to do with it.

Im having sandwiches for wtf.

by bushlight September 26, 2018

Terrorism

Terrorism is when a terrorist threatens you due to circumstances beyond his control based on his beliefs, not facts. In the past he has warned you and you took it as a threat and now he is serious.

This is not an act of terrorism, I have warned you before, there are 100 lbs of sodium bicarbonate in various locations around the building and if my demands are not satisfied I am adding the acetic acid then I will activate the fridgepaks and boom!

by bushlight December 10, 2018

Chinese food

Sold in America, made with ingredients from America, and according to mom there's still starving children in china.

Feeling a little guilty about Chinese food, lets get pasta.

by bushlight December 17, 2017