10 definitions by bullshitzer
Smart Phone: A cellular phone that is not only more intelligent and productive than it's owner but would also be rescued from a flood before the owner's mother-in-law.
As the waters were rising around him he had to make a difficult choice, grab for the smart phone or his mother-in law's arm.He chose and used his smart phone to call for help.
by bullshitzer June 3, 2010
A motorized vehicle with over size tires, enough horsepower to rescue a three ton elephant from quicksand and a glove compartment filled with country and western CD's.
He bought a pick up truck to drive to work but then lost his job as an accountant and didn't need it anymore.
by bullshitzer June 2, 2010
Medical term describing the nerve damage to one's thumbs resulting from continuous use of these digits to type out and send useless information on their phones to friends who having nothing better to do actually have time to read them.
The prognosis is not good said the doctor to the thumb shaking patient. Your tests all came back positive for Twitter Quiver.
by bullshitzer June 5, 2010