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Get the 10 year old mug.Someone that takes either takes nothing seriously or takes everything seriously.
Edgelord type 1:
This guy takes NOTHING seriously, he makes a lot of jokes about horrible events of the past, such as 9/11 the Holocaust, etc. Usually they arent that funny as they purely rely on shock value as a punchline.
In real life, they are usually pretty nice people who want to make people (and themselves) laugh, they usually are pretty chill and do take things seriously IRL unlike Edgelord type 2.
Edgelord type 2: This dude takes EVERYTHING seriously, he will yell at you if you fail, he will yell at you if you arent funny, if you dont think like him, he fucking hates you.
In real life, they take NOTHING seriously, he hates his life, he hates his dead end job, he hates his parents, he hates his house. Usually has a mental condition such as low functioning autism, ADHD, depression etc.
Is also really overweight due to the fact that he does nothing but sit inside his house all day (kinda like me) and nothing else.
Edgelord type 1:
This guy takes NOTHING seriously, he makes a lot of jokes about horrible events of the past, such as 9/11 the Holocaust, etc. Usually they arent that funny as they purely rely on shock value as a punchline.
In real life, they are usually pretty nice people who want to make people (and themselves) laugh, they usually are pretty chill and do take things seriously IRL unlike Edgelord type 2.
Edgelord type 2: This dude takes EVERYTHING seriously, he will yell at you if you fail, he will yell at you if you arent funny, if you dont think like him, he fucking hates you.
In real life, they take NOTHING seriously, he hates his life, he hates his dead end job, he hates his parents, he hates his house. Usually has a mental condition such as low functioning autism, ADHD, depression etc.
Is also really overweight due to the fact that he does nothing but sit inside his house all day (kinda like me) and nothing else.
Edgelord 1: Bruh why didnt they just make the Twin towers out of obsidian
Dude: Not funny, didnt laugh
Edgelord 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOUR THE REASON WHY WE HAVENT COMPLETED THE MISSION!!!!!
Dude: Bro, i get that you like the game and shit, but can you chill for a bit?
Dude: Not funny, didnt laugh
Edgelord 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOUR THE REASON WHY WE HAVENT COMPLETED THE MISSION!!!!!
Dude: Bro, i get that you like the game and shit, but can you chill for a bit?
by buddy retard June 19, 2020
Get the edgelord mug.Grug is man. Grug like warm fire and boobie. Grug like friendly tribe and hate enemy tribe. Grug like hunting wooly rhinocerus and deer. Grug like smashing enemy caveman with club. Grug.
Grug: Enemy tribe bad and eat baby. Kill all enemy tribe.
Person 1: Arent you trying to dehumanize the other tribe? I think that's quite bad and its clearly propaganda.
Grug: Grug see enemy caveman. Grug smash with club.
Person 1: OH GOD NO DONT HIT ME PLEASE DONT
Person 1: OW OH GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT I HAVE A WIFE AND 2 KIDS OH GOD WHY
Person 1: Arent you trying to dehumanize the other tribe? I think that's quite bad and its clearly propaganda.
Grug: Grug see enemy caveman. Grug smash with club.
Person 1: OH GOD NO DONT HIT ME PLEASE DONT
Person 1: OW OH GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT I HAVE A WIFE AND 2 KIDS OH GOD WHY
by buddy retard July 31, 2021
Get the grug mug.Person 1: I'm a (insert ideology here)
Person 2: That means that you hate black people and eat babies!
Person 1: What? I dont mean that, I just think that illegal immigrants are bad.
Person 2: Look guys, he's a racist transphobe who thinks that women shouldn't have rights!
Person 3: Im a (insert ideology here) and I think that they should add compartments in landing gear to crush immigrants trying to leave their countries for a better life.
Person 4: Hey! Thats racist!
Person 3: OMG STRAWMAN!!!!
(rewind time)
Person 4: Hey! That's racist!
Person 3: Welp, guess you support terrorism. Betchu cheered when Al-Qaeda did 9/11?
Person 4: What the fuck?
Person 3: Fucking Commies trying to bring down America. Fucking hate them.
Person 2: That means that you hate black people and eat babies!
Person 1: What? I dont mean that, I just think that illegal immigrants are bad.
Person 2: Look guys, he's a racist transphobe who thinks that women shouldn't have rights!
Person 3: Im a (insert ideology here) and I think that they should add compartments in landing gear to crush immigrants trying to leave their countries for a better life.
Person 4: Hey! Thats racist!
Person 3: OMG STRAWMAN!!!!
(rewind time)
Person 4: Hey! That's racist!
Person 3: Welp, guess you support terrorism. Betchu cheered when Al-Qaeda did 9/11?
Person 4: What the fuck?
Person 3: Fucking Commies trying to bring down America. Fucking hate them.
by buddy retard July 31, 2021
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