29 definitions by buddy retard

javascript:void(0)

Haha! You clumsy mf! You just dragged a UI element into the search bar! How stupid of you!

Fuck, i just dragged a UI element into the search bar and it lead to the definition of javascript:void(0) and I got called stupid on the internet.

by buddy retard July 31, 2021

Waldo

The G.O.A.T of hide and seek, only rivaled by Dad, the TV remote, and Tupperware lids.

Where the fuck is Waldo?

by buddy retard July 24, 2020

69

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! FUNNY NUMBER!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: 69
E: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by buddy retard June 9, 2020

uikobilokgoblagesgh

A word that means nothing except the total destruction of all sense of humor.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, check this joke out.
Person 2: Alright, give it to me!
Person 1: uikobilokgoblagesgh
Person 2: What?

by buddy retard December 25, 2021

chad

A douchebag with a huge ego that really likes virgin shaming. Has a huge cock, massive guns, and is in general: attractive.

D: Fucking loser. Why cant you lose your fucking virginity already? Too fucking scared, bitch?
B: Chad, shut yo bitch ass up, nigga.

by buddy retard June 7, 2020

Human

You

No edgy joke here

We are all humans

by buddy retard June 14, 2020

grug

Grug is man. Grug like warm fire and boobie. Grug like friendly tribe and hate enemy tribe. Grug like hunting wooly rhinocerus and deer. Grug like smashing enemy caveman with club. Grug.

Grug: Enemy tribe bad and eat baby. Kill all enemy tribe.
Person 1: Arent you trying to dehumanize the other tribe? I think that's quite bad and its clearly propaganda.
Grug: Grug see enemy caveman. Grug smash with club.
Person 1: OH GOD NO DONT HIT ME PLEASE DONT
Person 1: OW OH GOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT I HAVE A WIFE AND 2 KIDS OH GOD WHY

by buddy retard July 31, 2021