buddy retard's definitions
A White Knight is a man who, in an attempt to gain affection from women typically acts in one of these ways:
1: Flogging
This involves extreme self-hatred and hatred of other men, often shaming themselves and other men for being male and praising women like gods.
2: Protecting
This involves stepping in and essentially cocksucking any woman who they percieve as being "attacked" which often includes being insulted or even disagreed with.
Not all men who stick up for women are white knights. The mens rea is what matters. If its just to be nice, then thats not WKing. If its to gain attention, affection or even favours then that is WKing.
As it turns out, many White Knights turn out to be far, far from the protectors they appear to be, and many White Knights will react explosively upon being turned away, often even more angrily than the men they seem to hate.
The name "White Knight" refers to the idea that these men see themselves as humble guardians and knights always protecting princesses and maidens, sometimes refered to as literal white knights.
1: Flogging
This involves extreme self-hatred and hatred of other men, often shaming themselves and other men for being male and praising women like gods.
2: Protecting
This involves stepping in and essentially cocksucking any woman who they percieve as being "attacked" which often includes being insulted or even disagreed with.
Not all men who stick up for women are white knights. The mens rea is what matters. If its just to be nice, then thats not WKing. If its to gain attention, affection or even favours then that is WKing.
As it turns out, many White Knights turn out to be far, far from the protectors they appear to be, and many White Knights will react explosively upon being turned away, often even more angrily than the men they seem to hate.
The name "White Knight" refers to the idea that these men see themselves as humble guardians and knights always protecting princesses and maidens, sometimes refered to as literal white knights.
Woman: I love coffee.
Man: No, coffee sucks.
White Knight: What is this? You dare disagree with that fine maiden? Blasphemous! Take that back now, foul being!
Woman: My ex-boyfriend sucks.
White Knight: Im so sorry for sharing a sex with that horrible beast. So many other such devils lurk in the dark. Men truly are subhumans and i feel ashamed for being one of them.
Man: No, coffee sucks.
White Knight: What is this? You dare disagree with that fine maiden? Blasphemous! Take that back now, foul being!
Woman: My ex-boyfriend sucks.
White Knight: Im so sorry for sharing a sex with that horrible beast. So many other such devils lurk in the dark. Men truly are subhumans and i feel ashamed for being one of them.
by buddy retard March 22, 2023
Get the White Knightmug. Person 1: Hey Person 2, check this joke out.
Person 2: Alright, give it to me!
Person 1: uikobilokgoblagesgh
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Alright, give it to me!
Person 1: uikobilokgoblagesgh
Person 2: What?
by buddy retard December 24, 2021
Get the uikobilokgoblagesghmug. by buddy retard July 5, 2020
Get the third times the charmmug. Fuck, i just dragged a UI element into the search bar and it lead to the definition of javascript:void(0) and I got called stupid on the internet.
by buddy retard July 31, 2021
Get the javascript:void(0)mug. An apology so bland that it makes you want to throw up. Almost always given by multi million dollar
conglomerates, hence the name.
conglomerates, hence the name.
by buddy retard September 15, 2020
Get the corporate apologymug. by buddy retard June 22, 2020
Get the 10 year oldmug. Someone that takes either takes nothing seriously or takes everything seriously.
Edgelord type 1:
This guy takes NOTHING seriously, he makes a lot of jokes about horrible events of the past, such as 9/11 the Holocaust, etc. Usually they arent that funny as they purely rely on shock value as a punchline.
In real life, they are usually pretty nice people who want to make people (and themselves) laugh, they usually are pretty chill and do take things seriously IRL unlike Edgelord type 2.
Edgelord type 2: This dude takes EVERYTHING seriously, he will yell at you if you fail, he will yell at you if you arent funny, if you dont think like him, he fucking hates you.
In real life, they take NOTHING seriously, he hates his life, he hates his dead end job, he hates his parents, he hates his house. Usually has a mental condition such as low functioning autism, ADHD, depression etc.
Is also really overweight due to the fact that he does nothing but sit inside his house all day (kinda like me) and nothing else.
Edgelord type 1:
This guy takes NOTHING seriously, he makes a lot of jokes about horrible events of the past, such as 9/11 the Holocaust, etc. Usually they arent that funny as they purely rely on shock value as a punchline.
In real life, they are usually pretty nice people who want to make people (and themselves) laugh, they usually are pretty chill and do take things seriously IRL unlike Edgelord type 2.
Edgelord type 2: This dude takes EVERYTHING seriously, he will yell at you if you fail, he will yell at you if you arent funny, if you dont think like him, he fucking hates you.
In real life, they take NOTHING seriously, he hates his life, he hates his dead end job, he hates his parents, he hates his house. Usually has a mental condition such as low functioning autism, ADHD, depression etc.
Is also really overweight due to the fact that he does nothing but sit inside his house all day (kinda like me) and nothing else.
Edgelord 1: Bruh why didnt they just make the Twin towers out of obsidian
Dude: Not funny, didnt laugh
Edgelord 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOUR THE REASON WHY WE HAVENT COMPLETED THE MISSION!!!!!
Dude: Bro, i get that you like the game and shit, but can you chill for a bit?
Dude: Not funny, didnt laugh
Edgelord 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOUR THE REASON WHY WE HAVENT COMPLETED THE MISSION!!!!!
Dude: Bro, i get that you like the game and shit, but can you chill for a bit?
by buddy retard June 19, 2020
Get the edgelordmug.