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Where the fuck is Waldo?
by buddy retard July 24, 2020
Get the Waldo mug.A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.
How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.
5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac
14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.
5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac
14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.
by buddy retard July 13, 2020
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.Someone that takes either takes nothing seriously or takes everything seriously.
Edgelord type 1:
This guy takes NOTHING seriously, he makes a lot of jokes about horrible events of the past, such as 9/11 the Holocaust, etc. Usually they arent that funny as they purely rely on shock value as a punchline.
In real life, they are usually pretty nice people who want to make people (and themselves) laugh, they usually are pretty chill and do take things seriously IRL unlike Edgelord type 2.
Edgelord type 2: This dude takes EVERYTHING seriously, he will yell at you if you fail, he will yell at you if you arent funny, if you dont think like him, he fucking hates you.
In real life, they take NOTHING seriously, he hates his life, he hates his dead end job, he hates his parents, he hates his house. Usually has a mental condition such as low functioning autism, ADHD, depression etc.
Is also really overweight due to the fact that he does nothing but sit inside his house all day (kinda like me) and nothing else.
Edgelord type 1:
This guy takes NOTHING seriously, he makes a lot of jokes about horrible events of the past, such as 9/11 the Holocaust, etc. Usually they arent that funny as they purely rely on shock value as a punchline.
In real life, they are usually pretty nice people who want to make people (and themselves) laugh, they usually are pretty chill and do take things seriously IRL unlike Edgelord type 2.
Edgelord type 2: This dude takes EVERYTHING seriously, he will yell at you if you fail, he will yell at you if you arent funny, if you dont think like him, he fucking hates you.
In real life, they take NOTHING seriously, he hates his life, he hates his dead end job, he hates his parents, he hates his house. Usually has a mental condition such as low functioning autism, ADHD, depression etc.
Is also really overweight due to the fact that he does nothing but sit inside his house all day (kinda like me) and nothing else.
Edgelord 1: Bruh why didnt they just make the Twin towers out of obsidian
Dude: Not funny, didnt laugh
Edgelord 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOUR THE REASON WHY WE HAVENT COMPLETED THE MISSION!!!!!
Dude: Bro, i get that you like the game and shit, but can you chill for a bit?
Dude: Not funny, didnt laugh
Edgelord 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOUR THE REASON WHY WE HAVENT COMPLETED THE MISSION!!!!!
Dude: Bro, i get that you like the game and shit, but can you chill for a bit?
by buddy retard June 19, 2020
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conglomerates, hence the name.
conglomerates, hence the name.
by buddy retard September 15, 2020
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Person 2: What?
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Person 2: What?
by buddy retard December 24, 2021
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