buddy retard's definitions

I had a stroke

When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.

Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon

ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever

Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.

by buddy retard July 21, 2020

Female

off brand males

A: B, do you ever feel like females are just the awesome off brand version of males?
B: Nah bro.

by buddy retard June 6, 2020

PowerPoint Presentation

A media object, usually a videogame, that runs incredibly slow.

Person1s Macbook loaded Minecraft, only to have it run like a PowerPoint Presentation.

by buddy retard July 16, 2020

Waldo

The G.O.A.T of hide and seek, only rivaled by Dad, the TV remote, and Tupperware lids.

Where the fuck is Waldo?

by buddy retard July 24, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.

How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.

5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac

14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.

by buddy retard July 13, 2020

Human

You

No edgy joke here

We are all humans

by buddy retard June 14, 2020

10 year old

Someone who is 10 years old

I am 10 years old, therefore i am a 10 year old.

by buddy retard June 22, 2020