"Wrong Initial Reaction". When someone looks good from far away, and the closer he or she gets, the more hideous he or she gets.
by btedstrom December 20, 2006
Can you believe her? All she talks about is herself and her possessions. She won't do anything unless it's her way and if everything's about her. It's no wonder she's not capable of a relationship. She's such a Me-Me!
by BTedstrom September 29, 2006
An overpowering Mass Hickey given its name by the sheer force of the sucking power such that the remnant is a full-on Welt.
“Well, Mango did it again. He cc’d so many people on his last email about Javier’s sale that he must have given himself carpal tunnel syndrome. It was like he spent hours moistening his lips before he latched on for this one as he really left a bunch of Swelties. I bet that everyone who got the Sweltie had to run to the drug store for some salve. Mango needs to cc himself on some of these just so that he can grasp the feeling of a Sweltie. See Self Sweltie.
by btedstrom May 26, 2007
The puddle of ass sweat left on a seating surface after an intense workout, spicy food, or when the climate is too humid.
OMG - On my way home from the gym, I stopped at the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. I took a seat while on line, and when I got up, I had left a huge cruddle. I didn't know it was there, but some big heffa got all up in my grill, and shouted "What's That??" I was like "it's a cruddle, Heffa".
by btedstrom March 02, 2009
The sales rep was such an annoyance as he kept badmashing us in hopes it would make us look bad. In the end, it made him look like a total douchebag, and he lost!
by btedstrom October 02, 2009
Larger than a wallet, but smaller than a traditional murse. Can be used strategically to ones advantage so that he/she doesn't get weighed down by too much cash or plastic.
Did you see Manuel and his new mini murse? He uses it so that he doesn't carry any cash or credit cards, in hopes that others will pay for his cocktails!
by BTedstrom November 09, 2006
by BTedstrom December 06, 2006