109 definitions by bryan

aloha screwdriver

Vodka mixed with orange/pineapple juice on the rocks.

It'll take about a dozen screwdrivers to get me wasted.

by bryan February 15, 2004

bloviate

what Bill O'Reilly tells his viewers not to do in their emails. see pithy

what O'Reilly says is his job.

No bloviating. thats my job ----O'Reilly

by bryan October 4, 2004

maro

A shorter way to say Camaro. One of the best cars made that will beat any Mustang on any given day.

"Have you seen Bryan's maro? Damn it's nice lookin and hella fast."

by bryan February 28, 2005

Schuyler Van Buskirk

1. Master of Ownage

2. Prone to saying such phrases as: "OWNED!" or "IN THE FACE!"

3. Able to hurl multiple object as you at high velocities.

"Dude, that guy pulled a Schuyler Van Buskirk on that honkey mofo!"

by bryan December 3, 2004

Banter points

Used to notify how funny or not funny a statement is. Typically ranging from 0-100. Positive and negative based on the comment.

Trojan Mannnnnnnnn = somewhat funny, so +1-10 range.

I like anal beads. (if used literally) is very negative and will yeild at least a -25 banter point

by bryan November 29, 2004

negative 49

As low as I have ever gone. Below 0 which is pretty low. -100 is suicide. 0 is devoid of happiness. 100 is all happiness.

Bryan sits at negative 49 for his life is near over.

by bryan November 23, 2004

fat orange kid

JOSH a bright tall fat male

omg fucking josh i cant belive he did that

by bryan October 26, 2004