bryan's definitions

jiggy

to get "jiggy" is to fuck, or get down. will smith did not create this word...i did. fuck you will.

-man when i took her home, we got jiggy with it.

-i was sure getting jiggy on that dance floor yo diggidy dawg

by bryan November 24, 2004

sprint

worst phone company. advertises they can find lost phones w/ a gps chip, but only 911 can do it, inless you live in CT

sprint sucks!! use a different company!

by bryan November 27, 2004

router

rhymes with clam chowda!

router rhymes with clam chowda!

by bryan November 27, 2004

Banter points

Used to notify how funny or not funny a statement is. Typically ranging from 0-100. Positive and negative based on the comment.

Trojan Mannnnnnnnn = somewhat funny, so +1-10 range.

I like anal beads. (if used literally) is very negative and will yeild at least a -25 banter point

by Bryan November 29, 2004

Banter Brackets

Banter brackets are used to label actions and quotations. denotes actions. () denotes quotes. When they are used incorrectly negative banter points will be given.

"Why you Little" (in homer simpson voice)

chair swivels, Lav seen running from cube

by Bryan November 29, 2004

orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

A break in a sentance where a repsonse is warranted

Did you wanna go to the bar, orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by Bryan November 29, 2004

Schuyler Van Buskirk

1. Master of Ownage

2. Prone to saying such phrases as: "OWNED!" or "IN THE FACE!"

3. Able to hurl multiple object as you at high velocities.

"Dude, that guy pulled a Schuyler Van Buskirk on that honkey mofo!"

by Bryan December 2, 2004