bryan's definitions

Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Stack of buttons

The way one's penis looks after exiting the pool.

Man, my dicks like a stack of buttons right now.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

FMAWJOL

Fingering my ass while jerking off lefty

Person 1: Whatcha up to?
Person 2: fmawjol

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Creature

A general term describing any of the small, inherently friendly inhabitants of the Creature Forest. Exclusively herbivores, the vast majority are covered in fur of varying color, and traditionally possess paws with 3 digits. Known to have only one natural enemy, the Turkie.

"Oh look; a Creature!"

by Bryan November 18, 2004

common sense

pamphlet written by Thomas Paine when the Constitution was originally written

common sence can be found at your local library

by bryan November 13, 2004

Martin O'Malley

The idiotic mayor of Baltimore.

Doesnt give a crap about the city.

Only cares about running for governor or senator in '06 and/or '08.

Loved by The Baltimore Sun

Martin O'Malley is a pompous ass mayor. He should not be reelected ever again.

by bryan November 4, 2004

WHOUWIT

Used by coach Torence williams simply asking you who are you with!

Can allso be used to answer the original question

Torence:"WHOUWIT!"
Me:"with you fo sho"

Torence:"WHOUWIT!"
me:"WHOUWIT!"

by bryan November 3, 2004