anal jamboree

3.A brace of poo's(a gathering of frog swollower's).
4.Oftern associated with the ''FREE-LANCE FELCHER'S SOCIETY''.
Billy enjoy's the partaking of his friends batty hole...coz billy is a cum caldren fag.
by bryan December 20, 2004
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Chin Slap

One whose chin is "slapped" by another mans scrotum; usually a homosexual act.

The generally accepted gesture to identify a Chin Slap is to point out the subject in question, take your index finger and tap your chin. The tapping of the chin can be done gently or performed in rapid succesion to inform others of the level of Chin Slappiness that is emanating from the target subject. Incredibly high levels of Chin Slappiness can be represented by a full, palm slap to the chin area, resulting in a cocking back of the head.
What a Chin Slap.
He's such a Chin Slap that his Chin Slappiness resulted in the breaking of his jaw.
by Bryan June 28, 2005
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hood welfare

When one is completely screwed financially or in any other manner
Dude your car got stolen...that's hood welfare (aka hood poor)
by Bryan May 13, 2005
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Stack of buttons

The way one's penis looks after exiting the pool.
Man, my dicks like a stack of buttons right now.
by Bryan November 19, 2004
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Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.
Is that guy next to us road crankin?
by Bryan November 19, 2004
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the baltimore sun

left wing spewing newspaper printed in baltimore. ownef by the same ppl that own the la times. see liberal spew
The Baltimore Sun is a left wing tool, like CNN.
by bryan September 13, 2004
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Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.
"Dude you got poned!"
by Bryan October 13, 2004
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