EMB

EMB=early morning boner

i woke up this morning and noticed Dmitri had an emb as he was sitting at the breakfast table eating his Cheerios.

by bruno gaboni July 02, 2018

skinned squirrel

When someone vomits in your backseat floor,doesnt tell you and you discover 2 days later

Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.

by bruno gaboni March 21, 2018

two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child

Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!

by bruno gaboni March 21, 2018

Bilateral Collateral Whiz

Bilateral collateral whiz(male oriented).....when you go to whiz and a pubic hair has become lodged at the end of your weiner,bisecting the “hole”.this causes whiz to come out multidirectionally,missing the toilet and often soaking the floor

When my wife slipped on the toilet floor due to my bilateral collateral whiz from evening before,I knew I was in trouble!

by bruno gaboni June 21, 2018

pepperoni pizza

when your friend is making out in his car with his gurl,the rest of us boys pull our pants down and slam our junk against the windows.

while pedro was in the car making good we gave him a good old fashioned pepperoni pizza!

by bruno gaboni March 21, 2018

Irish Cooler

A paper bag

I put your two cold half pints of whiskey in that irish cooler.

by bruno gaboni September 16, 2016

cobalt

What happens to a dude's junk when he gets serious backwash from a strong flow bathroom urinal.

i just came out of a TGIFridays bathroom with a bad case of cobalt.

by bruno gaboni September 10, 2016