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skinned squirrel

When someone vomits in your backseat floor,doesnt tell you and you discover 2 days later
Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.
by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018
mugGet the skinned squirrelmug.

two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child
Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!
by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018
mugGet the two raisins on a washboardmug.

Bilateral Collateral Whiz

Bilateral collateral whiz(male oriented).....when you go to whiz and a pubic hair has become lodged at the end of your weiner,bisecting the “hole”.this causes whiz to come out multidirectionally,missing the toilet and often soaking the floor
When my wife slipped on the toilet floor due to my bilateral collateral whiz from evening before,I knew I was in trouble!
by bruno gaboni June 21, 2018
mugGet the Bilateral Collateral Whizmug.

EMB

i woke up this morning and noticed Dmitri had an emb as he was sitting at the breakfast table eating his Cheerios.
by bruno gaboni July 2, 2018
mugGet the EMBmug.

pony pecker in a jockstrap

give me a pony pecker in a jockstrap with mustard,hold the relish
by bruno gaboni August 27, 2016
mugGet the pony pecker in a jockstrapmug.

cobalt

What happens to a dude's junk when he gets serious backwash from a strong flow bathroom urinal.
i just came out of a TGIFridays bathroom with a bad case of cobalt.
by bruno gaboni September 10, 2016
mugGet the cobaltmug.

pepperoni pizza

when your friend is making out in his car with his gurl,the rest of us boys pull our pants down and slam our junk against the windows.
while pedro was in the car making good we gave him a good old fashioned pepperoni pizza!
by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018
mugGet the pepperoni pizzamug.

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