Tug of one

Synonym for male masturbation. Play on words of "tug of war".
"That chick was so fine I thought of her while havin' a tug of one last night"
by Bruk May 01, 2009
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Let's Play

One or more people, usually from message boards, that record themselves playing video games through screenshots or captured video (Mostly the latter). This can be any game, from Doom to Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

The most popular of the Let's Play videos come from the extremely difficult Super Mario World hack titled "Super Kaizo World". Usually Let's Play videos consist of jokes (Good, bad, and/or corny), frustration, and bewilderment by the ones playing. Some also explain gameplay, easter eggs, and general trivia pertaining to the game being played.

Abbreviation: LP
"I want to see some Let's Play videos."

"Have you seen that dude's LP of Super Kaizo World? Shit was hilarious!"
by Bruk May 06, 2008
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Dopey talk

Childish or unnecessary terminology or dialogue people use in conversations to sound cute or funny. Some find it fun and play along, others find it sometimes condescending, rude, or superfluous altogether.

The most common dopey talk is in grocery stores by customers that joke around about prices of items, discounts, etc. As in, an item doesn't scan so it automatically becomes free.
Example 1 of dopey talk

*You enter the room with taco bell only to be eaten by yourself*

Asshole: "HEY! YOU BROUGHT ME LUNCH! HAW HAW!"

You: "...."

Example 2

Clerk: "Is there anything else I can get you?"

Customer: "Yeah, how about the winning lottery numbers!?"
by Bruk March 05, 2010
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Kleenexceptional

A description of a woman that is of masturbatory stature.
Faith Hill is quite Kleenexceptional.
by Bruk February 21, 2003
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Sunroofing

The act of sticking one's penis in another's ear, usually done in an aggressive manner.
I just Sunroofed Johnny for taking some of my Fritos.
by Bruk February 20, 2003
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Keyboard weed

Shake and small tiny nugs that you get when you turn your keyboard upside down and shake vigorously. This only applies to those that regularly smoke at their computers. It's easier to get than resin, and a lot faster!
Dude, I was out of cash and was dry...so I went for some keyboard weed and got a bowl of shake! Saved the day, man
by Bruk November 02, 2011
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Dook dook dook

The drinking equivalent of eating something (Om nom nom). Usually stated after consumption of beverage in a satisfactory manner, or used in a sentence describing great affection for a certain drink or liquid brand/preference.
"Man that orange soda sure hit the spot. Dook dook dook!"
by Bruk February 24, 2010
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