bruk's definitions
by Bruk May 1, 2009
Get the Tug of onemug. The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.
I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.
by Bruk September 29, 2008
Get the Fapkinsmug. An exclamation of excitement. Usually used before a statement of grand discovery or reflection. (i.e. "Hell yeah!")
Also an abbreviation of a weapon from counter-strike.
Also an abbreviation of a weapon from counter-strike.
by Bruk May 6, 2008
Get the Awp!mug. Childish or unnecessary terminology or dialogue people use in conversations to sound cute or funny. Some find it fun and play along, others find it sometimes condescending, rude, or superfluous altogether.
The most common dopey talk is in grocery stores by customers that joke around about prices of items, discounts, etc. As in, an item doesn't scan so it automatically becomes free.
The most common dopey talk is in grocery stores by customers that joke around about prices of items, discounts, etc. As in, an item doesn't scan so it automatically becomes free.
Example 1 of dopey talk
*You enter the room with taco bell only to be eaten by yourself*
Asshole: "HEY! YOU BROUGHT ME LUNCH! HAW HAW!"
You: "...."
Example 2
Clerk: "Is there anything else I can get you?"
Customer: "Yeah, how about the winning lottery numbers!?"
*You enter the room with taco bell only to be eaten by yourself*
Asshole: "HEY! YOU BROUGHT ME LUNCH! HAW HAW!"
You: "...."
Example 2
Clerk: "Is there anything else I can get you?"
Customer: "Yeah, how about the winning lottery numbers!?"
by Bruk March 5, 2010
Get the Dopey talkmug. One or more people, usually from message boards, that record themselves playing video games through screenshots or captured video (Mostly the latter). This can be any game, from Doom to Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
The most popular of the Let's Play videos come from the extremely difficult Super Mario World hack titled "Super Kaizo World". Usually Let's Play videos consist of jokes (Good, bad, and/or corny), frustration, and bewilderment by the ones playing. Some also explain gameplay, easter eggs, and general trivia pertaining to the game being played.
Abbreviation: LP
The most popular of the Let's Play videos come from the extremely difficult Super Mario World hack titled "Super Kaizo World". Usually Let's Play videos consist of jokes (Good, bad, and/or corny), frustration, and bewilderment by the ones playing. Some also explain gameplay, easter eggs, and general trivia pertaining to the game being played.
Abbreviation: LP
"I want to see some Let's Play videos."
"Have you seen that dude's LP of Super Kaizo World? Shit was hilarious!"
"Have you seen that dude's LP of Super Kaizo World? Shit was hilarious!"
by Bruk May 6, 2008
Get the Let's Playmug. An admirer and fancier of marijuana. Can pertain to actual plant, devices used, and/or sociologies related to.
by Bruk March 11, 2006
Get the Chronnoisseurmug. When an individual is lazy or tired and takes a bite out of food. The person takes his or her piece of food (Pizza, for example), holds it above their head, tilts their neck back, flips the food the other way (So the back of their hand is facing their head), and loosely puts it downward into their mouth. This is usually accompanied by a moan of delight.
by Bruk August 5, 2008
Get the Fat Man Bitemug.