bruk's definitions

Keyboard weed

Shake and small tiny nugs that you get when you turn your keyboard upside down and shake vigorously. This only applies to those that regularly smoke at their computers. It's easier to get than resin, and a lot faster!

Dude, I was out of cash and was dry...so I went for some keyboard weed and got a bowl of shake! Saved the day, man

by Bruk November 2, 2011

Dopey talk

Childish or unnecessary terminology or dialogue people use in conversations to sound cute or funny. Some find it fun and play along, others find it sometimes condescending, rude, or superfluous altogether.

The most common dopey talk is in grocery stores by customers that joke around about prices of items, discounts, etc. As in, an item doesn't scan so it automatically becomes free.

Example 1 of dopey talk

*You enter the room with taco bell only to be eaten by yourself*

Asshole: "HEY! YOU BROUGHT ME LUNCH! HAW HAW!"

You: "...."

Example 2

Clerk: "Is there anything else I can get you?"

Customer: "Yeah, how about the winning lottery numbers!?"

by Bruk March 5, 2010

Dook dook dook

The drinking equivalent of eating something (Om nom nom). Usually stated after consumption of beverage in a satisfactory manner, or used in a sentence describing great affection for a certain drink or liquid brand/preference.

"Man that orange soda sure hit the spot. Dook dook dook!"

by Bruk February 24, 2010

Tug of one

Synonym for male masturbation. Play on words of "tug of war".

"That chick was so fine I thought of her while havin' a tug of one last night"

by Bruk May 1, 2009

#420

Gamesnet (Now Gamesurge)'s famous channel for pot smoking culture, sessions, and discussions of many different topics, including religion, politics, and what Sabb put in his asshole the previous night. Founded in 1997, it still exists to this day with many users idling and chiefing it up. No selling/trading of any sort is condoned; just partaking of herbal refreshment. *tokes*

Join #420 for all your marijuana needs! Just don't be a douchebag.

by Bruk March 30, 2009

Fapkins

The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.

I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.

by Bruk September 29, 2008

Fat Man Bite

When an individual is lazy or tired and takes a bite out of food. The person takes his or her piece of food (Pizza, for example), holds it above their head, tilts their neck back, flips the food the other way (So the back of their hand is facing their head), and loosely puts it downward into their mouth. This is usually accompanied by a moan of delight.

"Steve was so high last night! He had a twinkie and did the Fat Man Bite on it."

by Bruk August 5, 2008