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The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.
I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.
by Bruk September 29, 2008
Get the Fapkins mug.An admirer and fancier of marijuana. Can pertain to actual plant, devices used, and/or sociologies related to.
by Bruk March 11, 2006
Get the Chronnoisseur mug.An exclamation of excitement. Usually used before a statement of grand discovery or reflection. (i.e. "Hell yeah!")
Also an abbreviation of a weapon from counter-strike.
Also an abbreviation of a weapon from counter-strike.
by Bruk May 6, 2008
Get the Awp! mug.Shortened version of the term "Hit the G-Spot on a 12-pound pussy", which is originally from Me, Myself, and Irene. Is used in slang to accentuate the greatness of an item or situation therein.
by Bruk February 21, 2003
Get the Hit the on a 12 mug.To put one's face in between a girl's breasts, rubbing head back and forth between both breasts while saying "Britski". Sounds to others as "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ritski!!!!!"
by Bruk May 10, 2003
Get the Britski mug.Childish or unnecessary terminology or dialogue people use in conversations to sound cute or funny. Some find it fun and play along, others find it sometimes condescending, rude, or superfluous altogether.
The most common dopey talk is in grocery stores by customers that joke around about prices of items, discounts, etc. As in, an item doesn't scan so it automatically becomes free.
The most common dopey talk is in grocery stores by customers that joke around about prices of items, discounts, etc. As in, an item doesn't scan so it automatically becomes free.
Example 1 of dopey talk
*You enter the room with taco bell only to be eaten by yourself*
Asshole: "HEY! YOU BROUGHT ME LUNCH! HAW HAW!"
You: "...."
Example 2
Clerk: "Is there anything else I can get you?"
Customer: "Yeah, how about the winning lottery numbers!?"
*You enter the room with taco bell only to be eaten by yourself*
Asshole: "HEY! YOU BROUGHT ME LUNCH! HAW HAW!"
You: "...."
Example 2
Clerk: "Is there anything else I can get you?"
Customer: "Yeah, how about the winning lottery numbers!?"
by Bruk March 5, 2010
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