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Convicted

1. Having been declared guilty of a criminal offense by the verdict of a jury or the decision of a judge.

"He was convicted of burglary."

Why are these definitions about Convicted so wrong?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 31, 2021

The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle.

Herbal Essences.

Herbal Essences is the act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. According to Urban Dictionary, at least.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 28, 2021

Urban lag

The lag and bugs that come with searching or merely being on urban dictionary. Sometimes the page just shuts down forcing you to reload it for the 1000th time. Even like counts and search suggestions stop displaying every so often. In total, a complete mess.

I'm dealing with so much urban lag right now!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog

the result of copying and pasting the text at the top of your screen.

i was so bored i put

Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories Store Blog in and clicked search

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

when urban dictionary

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

8 Turn

When you are on a two lane two way road and realize that you missed a left turn so you make a U turn and go diagonally to it. But then you realize its the wrong one and it’s actually ahead so you make another U turn. Then you move left to get on the correct side again.

Person 1: I had to make a 8 turn today and now I feel stupid.

Person 2: You feel stupid? I made a Z turn because I didn’t notice the side I was on was under construction. I didn’t even finish the turn after the diagonal… I had to get my car towed AND fixed!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 11, 2022