bruhthisismyhandle's definitions

Super Technological Device

A super technological device is called an STD.

Wow, this super technological device I got is so cool!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 7, 2021

Wack-a-Mole

It's a fucking mini-game in which you wack moles. IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX!!

Person 1: Hey, want to play Wack-a-Mole?
Person 2: Sounds kinky. ;)
Person 1: The fuck you mean?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

should include the word being defined

The message that pops up when you forget to include the word being defined in the example of how it's used in a sentence. This used to not be required.

This example should include the word being defined.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Shut up thot!

A phrase used by the legendary thot slayers to slay thots.

Thot: I use a normal dictionar-
Thot slayer: Shut up thot!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Convicted

1. Having been declared guilty of a criminal offense by the verdict of a jury or the decision of a judge.

"He was convicted of burglary."

Why are these definitions about Convicted so wrong?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 31, 2021

12:30

Muffin time.

Person 1: Hey! What time is it?

Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

Person 2: Uh, actually it's 12:30...

Muffin: Somebody kill me!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 19, 2021

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022