bruhthisismyhandle's definitions

Elastic man

A dumb ad that is constantly seen on urban dictionary.

elastic man sucks.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle.

Herbal Essences.

Herbal Essences is the act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. According to Urban Dictionary, at least.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 28, 2021

Not butter

Face it. This is the harsh reality. It's not butter.

...wait, it's not butter???

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021

12:30

Muffin time.

Person 1: Hey! What time is it?

Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

Person 2: Uh, actually it's 12:30...

Muffin: Somebody kill me!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 19, 2021

mji

this is it. you have reached the end of current urban dictionary keyboard combination definitions. how are you feeling right now?

mji station reached. suggested stop: qzsecftbhumkl

by bruhthisismyhandle December 26, 2021

Convicted

1. Having been declared guilty of a criminal offense by the verdict of a jury or the decision of a judge.

"He was convicted of burglary."

Why are these definitions about Convicted so wrong?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 31, 2021

the better sex

Men (Just kidding).

Person 1: What's the better sex?

Person 2: It's me and you in bed ;)

by bruhthisismyhandle August 29, 2021