brooklyn516's definitions

walk of shame

leaving the last afterhours when the sun's been up for hours, and all the "regular" people are out and about doing whatever it is that they do all day, and you've been up all night partying, in the same sweaty club clothes for HOURS, and you have to squint cuz its so frickin BRIGHT outside and who knows where your sunglasses are, and everyone's STARING at you cuz they can tell you're still probably really a liiiiiittle too fucked up to be seen outside in the daytime just yet, so you're not making eye contact with ANYONE, and you just wanna be HOME with the blinds closed but its soooooooo... farrrrrrrrr... awayyyyyy and there's no cabs and everyone's still staring at you and you can smell yourself and DAMN you STINK and what the hell were you thinkin anyway you shoulda left a long time ago under cover of the darkness of the night, or at least before the damn sun came up, instead of waiting til all the drugs ran out and it became obvious that no one had any more, or if they did they weren't gonna share 'em with YOU.

Best when performed in an outfit consisting of black pants with the word "FUCK" written ALL OVER THEM, a cheap-looking white fake fur coat, purple aviator club glasses and the smudgey remains of fuschia lipstick, and accompanied by a very tall gay man dressed in black leather pants, a black sleeveless shirt, Dior "badass" sunglasses, smeary black eyeliner and streaky bronzer residue.

I wish a cab would come already so we don't have to do the walk of shame past the church, the police station, McDonalds, Starbucks, Borders, and the gym! Ooh, wait, Starbucks... caramel macchiato, anyone?

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

goin' down

After doing your substance of choice, the point of time between the high and the crash at which you've passed the point of no return, and no additional amount of substances will keep you going.
(Responsible partiers take note: it would be wise to NOT WASTE ANY MORE OF YOUR SHIT at this point, recognize it for what it is and call it game over already! You'll only be mad at yourself later, like on Day 3...)

I could rail that whole bag, but it won't help. I'm goin' down.

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

swirly

adjective used to describe people who are showing effects of GHB. Commonly followed by the word bitch, as in "swirly bitch"

We dosed and then got all swirly.

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

Day 3

The point at which you realize that putting all that shit up your nose probably wasn't such a good idea cuz you haven't slept the last 2 nights and you spent a lot of cash but you still want more but you know you shouldn't and your eyes want you to sleep but your body sure as hell ain't ready to, and your brain has been losing the initial sharpness and clarity that Day 1 brings, slowly turning you paranoid, edgy, jittery, unfocused and susceptible to sleep-deprivation-induced chasers and visuals.
Precursor to Days 4,5,6,etc. which do NOT get any better, just progressively worse, until the inevitable CRASH.

Dude, I totally spaced on what I was just about to tell you. Oh well, Day 3, what can I say?

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

go to ground

when a person is falling deeper into a K-hole or other drug-induced state of incoherence and stupidity, and they start to slump over and eventually fall out of their chair, landing on the ground. At this point, they are also for the most part unable to communicate and just stare blankly (if their eyes are open). Also occurs when your roll kicks in hard, and first you have to stop dancing and stand still for a minute, cuz you just wanna FEEL it, then you just have to sit down, just for a minute, then your head's tilted back with your eyes rolled back in yer head fo' DAYS!!!! If you're not at a club or other public place you might get kicked out of, usually progresses to sitting on the floor and leaning on the wall or furniture, and maybe even to just laying on the ground or one another, sprawled out cuz you're goin' THRU it!!!

Those K-whores put so much shit up their noses, I just sat back and watched as, one by one, they all started to go to ground.

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

metrosexual backlash

phenomenon which occurs when straight women begin to realize that perhaps men who spend more time and money on their hair/skin/clothes than they do, are not exactly what they wanted after all. Mom always said "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!" and damn if she wasn't right!

Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".

This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.

Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.

I used to think those pretty metro boys were so hot, but lately I find they're just too much. Damn metro's, bet they weren't counting on the backlash, 'cause I ain't got time to be with a guy who's spending more time getting ready than I am!

by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004

trail mix

mixture of assorted powdered drugs. May include meth, coke, crushed ecstasy tablets, and K - if its been prepared by a circuit boi, probably contains Viagra as well.
Preferred by some because you get a little bit of the effect of all of the above at the same time, without too much of any one substance.

I've got a bumper full of trail mix, so you know we'll still be goin' hard at afterhours when the last of these tragic spent whores is trickin for one more bump.
"Who wants trail mix?!?!?!"

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004