brooklyn516's definitions

glitter bitch

candy ravers who are new to the scene. Characterized by all the stereotypical raver equipment, such as (but not limited to) glowsticks, flashers, pacifiers, suckers, Vicks,and so on.
Often will decorate their eyelids and faces with glitter and other sparkly shit.

If that glitter bitch asks me "Do you want a light show???" just ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna have a totally anti-PLUR moment!

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

autosexual

sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal relationships, leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again.

May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!

Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:

- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner

... need I say more?

I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?

"God love 'em, but those damn metrosexuals have really fucked up my game to the point where I've decided it's way better to just be autosexual!"

by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004

swirly

adjective used to describe people who are showing effects of GHB. Commonly followed by the word bitch, as in "swirly bitch"

We dosed and then got all swirly.

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

Day 3

The point at which you realize that putting all that shit up your nose probably wasn't such a good idea cuz you haven't slept the last 2 nights and you spent a lot of cash but you still want more but you know you shouldn't and your eyes want you to sleep but your body sure as hell ain't ready to, and your brain has been losing the initial sharpness and clarity that Day 1 brings, slowly turning you paranoid, edgy, jittery, unfocused and susceptible to sleep-deprivation-induced chasers and visuals.
Precursor to Days 4,5,6,etc. which do NOT get any better, just progressively worse, until the inevitable CRASH.

Dude, I totally spaced on what I was just about to tell you. Oh well, Day 3, what can I say?

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

walk of shame

leaving the last afterhours when the sun's been up for hours, and all the "regular" people are out and about doing whatever it is that they do all day, and you've been up all night partying, in the same sweaty club clothes for HOURS, and you have to squint cuz its so frickin BRIGHT outside and who knows where your sunglasses are, and everyone's STARING at you cuz they can tell you're still probably really a liiiiiittle too fucked up to be seen outside in the daytime just yet, so you're not making eye contact with ANYONE, and you just wanna be HOME with the blinds closed but its soooooooo... farrrrrrrrr... awayyyyyy and there's no cabs and everyone's still staring at you and you can smell yourself and DAMN you STINK and what the hell were you thinkin anyway you shoulda left a long time ago under cover of the darkness of the night, or at least before the damn sun came up, instead of waiting til all the drugs ran out and it became obvious that no one had any more, or if they did they weren't gonna share 'em with YOU.

Best when performed in an outfit consisting of black pants with the word "FUCK" written ALL OVER THEM, a cheap-looking white fake fur coat, purple aviator club glasses and the smudgey remains of fuschia lipstick, and accompanied by a very tall gay man dressed in black leather pants, a black sleeveless shirt, Dior "badass" sunglasses, smeary black eyeliner and streaky bronzer residue.

I wish a cab would come already so we don't have to do the walk of shame past the church, the police station, McDonalds, Starbucks, Borders, and the gym! Ooh, wait, Starbucks... caramel macchiato, anyone?

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

trail mix

mixture of assorted powdered drugs. May include meth, coke, crushed ecstasy tablets, and K - if its been prepared by a circuit boi, probably contains Viagra as well.
Preferred by some because you get a little bit of the effect of all of the above at the same time, without too much of any one substance.

I've got a bumper full of trail mix, so you know we'll still be goin' hard at afterhours when the last of these tragic spent whores is trickin for one more bump.
"Who wants trail mix?!?!?!"

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

game over

when the party is o-v-e-r. Because you've run out of stuff or run out of money; because its Monday morning; because you're goin' down; because its Day 3; because everyone else left hours ago; because the wife/husband/g-f/b-f is pissed; because its interfering with your ability to have sex, etc etc etc.

Dude, its 6:45 a.m. and you have to be at work at 7! Put down the pipe, game over already!

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004