mixture of assorted powdered drugs. May include meth, coke, crushed ecstasy tablets, and K - if its been prepared by a circuit boi, probably contains Viagra as well.
Preferred by some because you get a little bit of the effect of all of the above at the same time, without too much of any one substance.
Preferred by some because you get a little bit of the effect of all of the above at the same time, without too much of any one substance.
I've got a bumper full of trail mix, so you know we'll still be goin' hard at afterhours when the last of these tragic spent whores is trickin for one more bump.
"Who wants trail mix?!?!?!"
"Who wants trail mix?!?!?!"
by brooklyn516 September 20, 2004
adjective used to describe people who are showing effects of GHB. Commonly followed by the word bitch, as in "swirly bitch"
by brooklyn516 September 20, 2004
same as "on my back" or "in my face", when other people won't leave you alone and are bugging the hell out of you, particularly when it concerns something you have already taken care of, something you are completely aware of, or is completely under control.
by brooklyn516 September 20, 2004
when the party is o-v-e-r. Because you've run out of stuff or run out of money; because its Monday morning; because you're goin' down; because its Day 3; because everyone else left hours ago; because the wife/husband/g-f/b-f is pissed; because its interfering with your ability to have sex, etc etc etc.
by brooklyn516 September 20, 2004
sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal relationships, leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again.
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
"God love 'em, but those damn metrosexuals have really fucked up my game to the point where I've decided it's way better to just be autosexual!"
by brooklyn516 August 18, 2004
written documentation of the proceedings of a party. (The party's "minutes", so to speak) Mainly includes profound words of wisdom spoken under the influence of whatever legal or illegal substances are present, such as "Where'd all these robes come from?" (Natasha, 3:25 a.m., 3/22/03)
As the night progresses and people become "sketchier", the term becomes increasingly relevant to the contents of the book.
Upon reviewing the book at a later time, if you are able to decipher your own scribbling, it can provide fabulous material for ridiculing the other partygoers for their wacky antics and genius-like wisdom.
As the night progresses and people become "sketchier", the term becomes increasingly relevant to the contents of the book.
Upon reviewing the book at a later time, if you are able to decipher your own scribbling, it can provide fabulous material for ridiculing the other partygoers for their wacky antics and genius-like wisdom.
Person 1: Wait, what? Wait, say that again so I can write it in the sketchbook...
Person 2: Ok... wait... was I talking just then?
Person 2: Ok... wait... was I talking just then?
by brooklyn516 September 20, 2004
phenomenon which occurs when straight women begin to realize that perhaps men who spend more time and money on their hair/skin/clothes than they do, are not exactly what they wanted after all. Mom always said "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!" and damn if she wasn't right!
Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".
This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.
Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".
This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.
Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
I used to think those pretty metro boys were so hot, but lately I find they're just too much. Damn metro's, bet they weren't counting on the backlash, 'cause I ain't got time to be with a guy who's spending more time getting ready than I am!
by brooklyn516 August 18, 2004