Sueage

The acting of owning someone so bad, that the ownee should be legally allowed to sue the owner. Only used in the most extreme cases of ownership.

Wow, that was horrible, that wasn't ownage, not even hownage, that was utter and complete Sueage.

(pronounced like sewege)

by Brian H November 06, 2004

california style

A strange form of masterbation where (if right handed) you lift your right leg up and put your right arm underneath your right leg. You then proceed to whack off with your arm underneath your leg. To be done correctly, the inside of your elbow should be rubbing against the bottom of your thigh

holy hell, I've never done anything crazy, but I shalacked the meat California style last night, and it was sweet!

by Brian H October 13, 2005

Glasstration

(noun)

The ultimate form of torture, utilized by ancient Germans. Involves inserting a small glass rod into the urethra of an erect penis, then smashing the penis with a hammer.

*shudders just thinking of it*

I cannot possibly fathom the pain Harry went through when the Russians glasstrated him.

by Brian H November 06, 2004

ahab

A guy who prefers screwing fat chicks, simple as that. Ahab is a reference to the captain of the ship that was chasing the giant white whale in Moby Dick.

That chick was so huge she had her own gravitational force and that guy that left with her had to be an ahab

by Brian H October 26, 2005

The Fluoride Treatment

When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.

Jessica had a dirty mouth so I gave that whore the Fluoride Treatment

by Brian H January 29, 2008

scrump

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even though I was completely hammered and she was 150 yards away, I could still tell that Sharon was a complete scrump

by Brian H October 26, 2005

Hockey Style

This pertains to when you bring a girl back to your house who has a decent body, but her face is nasty (a butterface). When she wants to have sex, you pull her shirt over her head like hockey players do when they get into fights and then bang the hell out of her. It'll be just like you were banging a hot chick!

Sara wanted to do it, but she was a complete scrump so I screwed her hockey style

by Brian H October 26, 2005