heteroflexible

A person who identifies as a heterosexual, but is not afraid to explore curiosity towards the same sex.

Nathan: What's heteroflexible?
Brian: It's where someone is straight, but isn't opposed to sex with another man or woman.

by Brian September 01, 2008

irie

to be at total peace with your current state of being. The way you feel when you have no worries.

Everyting is irie mon

by Brian October 20, 2003

You wont

An expression used to challenge a person to commit an action through basic reverse psychology.

>>Go to the office Benny!
>>> Fuck you Najera!
>Sock him Benny! YOU WONT!

by Brian May 13, 2004

ashey

when your legs get all this white chalk like powder on them do to lack of lotion.

his legs were ashy because he does not use lotion

by brian January 15, 2005

dirty stank ho

Just what it says. A dirty, smelly, whore.

Your mother is a dirty stank ho!

by Brian July 09, 2003

schmang

dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty cum

I spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear

by Brian October 05, 2004

Ask Me Arse

See also Ask Me Bollix

Irish turn of phrase conveying complete and utter distain towards someone.

Can also be used as a dismissive term.

Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: WHEN??
Man 2: Why dont you ask me arse??

by Brian February 21, 2005