brett's definitions

peg-leggin-it

the act of jacking off through a penis sized hole in your hoddie or sweatshirt

ross was horny so at lunch peg legged it into his queso.

by brett February 10, 2004

Suck my Foster

A term that implies one should give oral sex to the speaker, the common name for the male genitalia, penis, is substituted with Foster in order to show endearment to a friend.

Hey Michael, guess what?

What Brett?

Suck my Foster.

by Brett January 7, 2004

wet

slang for a mixture of PCP (Phencyclidine)which is a horse tranquilizer, and embalming fluid (fermaldahide). The psychosis inducing liquid is used to dip cigarettes, blunts, or marijuana joints creating vivid hallucinations for its user

Yo, I say we dip this blunt I just rolled in some wet.

by Brett August 23, 2003

Down

Meaning to give oral sex to a women or a man.

"yeah i went down on her"

by brett May 13, 2005

Smiegel

Someone who smears his pelvis; commits pelvic smearage

That person is a smiegel and look what he did to his pelvis

by Brett January 28, 2005

Double Fishhook

While doing a skank doggy style reach around and stick both your pinkies in the girls mouth and pull back for better penetration. Great for lulls with penile insensititvity.

I reached around and gave Julie a double fishhook becuase i wanted to go a little bit deeper.

by Brett November 13, 2003

yanni

the biggest pussy alive, walk into one of those metrosexual mall stores and yanni is cranking, you know. the music you think "what fucker likes this?" thats yanni

yanni sucks!

by brett June 14, 2004