brendan's definitions

Dog and Bone

Cockney rhyming slang for phone - the telephone.

''Pick up the dog and bone now''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

wit

Scot's variation of "what".

"Wit wir you sayin just thir ya big daft numpty cloon heed ye?"

by brendan August 21, 2004

Holy Child

A school located in Potomac MD that seriously needs a renovation..the new MS is nice but the high school is like SE. The girls...? Eh. Most are really ugly, but it looks like the MS girls are gonna kick ass. Not one fat whore there. The education SUCKS, though. Seriously like they're SO stupid. They can't spell at ALL and they do prealgebra in like 10th grade.

Don't waste your time unless you want really nice girls..you won't get anything else, but there aren't cliques or anything. I'd spend my time at Visi, AHC, Holton or SR. But if you're desperate. GANGSTA.

Hey...I didn't get into any schools so it was HC or live on the streets..how do you spell garage again?

by brendan December 10, 2004

alcopops

See poof juice. Alcoholic beverages (c. 5% alc) such as Barcadi Breezers.

-"Hahaha. Pissed on the poof juice again!?"
-"Erm, no. These are alcopops and they are strong shit."
-"Haha. Whatever!"

by brendan September 7, 2004

northside

eastside? hell no.
westside? hell no.
northside? oh yeah!

my dawg santa

by Brendan November 12, 2003

Welly

To try really hard doing something (Scottish).

''Put some welly intae it ya useless cunt''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

jiffy

1. A short period of time.
2. A time of bag for foodstuffs.

1. "It'll just take a jiffy to type this up."
2. "I've put your sandwiches in a jiffy bag son so you can just snack on them."

by brendan September 6, 2004