brendan's definitions

Pal

1. A good friend or mate.
2. (PAL) Personal Arse Licker
3. (PAL) Packaging Automation Limited

''He's no wan ay yer pals is he? A fuckin tramp onywy that bastar, nae doot aboot that''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Sheep Shagger

Someone who has sex with sheep.

''Those Aberdeen fans are all Sheep Shaggin' bastards''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

turkey dump

When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over thanksgiving break, the first time most students return from college.

When Jim and Heather came home for Thanksgiving, she gave him the turkey dump.

by Brendan January 30, 2005

wit

Scot's variation of "what".

"Wit wir you sayin just thir ya big daft numpty cloon heed ye?"

by brendan August 21, 2004

hug ache

hug ache is when you hug someone so much your arms and back begin to ache

hey this hug ache is killing me, but i just cant stop hugging you, its so great

by brendan December 19, 2004

alcopops

See poof juice. Alcoholic beverages (c. 5% alc) such as Barcadi Breezers.

-"Hahaha. Pissed on the poof juice again!?"
-"Erm, no. These are alcopops and they are strong shit."
-"Haha. Whatever!"

by brendan September 7, 2004

my salsa

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

by brendan May 6, 2004