brendan's definitions

Dog and Bone

Cockney rhyming slang for phone - the telephone.

''Pick up the dog and bone now''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

bio

A backflip with a rotation
eg. A Bio 540 = a backflip also rotating through 540 degress horizontally.

''Woah, that guy just bio 540ed the mole hill''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

Bump

1. To kill someone
2. To accidentally hit something

1. "I'm sure I bumped him off last year"
2. "I bumped into that table when I wasn't looking and now I need to wear this eye patch"

by Brendan November 11, 2003

Triangle

A musical instrument played by people in the special department that ride the short bus to school.

by Brendan October 4, 2003

wigga

a white guy that has the mind set that he is black. it is not known why they do this or why they think it is cool but most people think these peopleare complete douchebags. luckily with all the reflective jewlery and shit they wear it is easy to run them over or to spot them and give them shit. some girls find these men attractive, however they are losers who say they have banged tons of girls and in fact are still waiting on certain parts of puberty to arrive. they are all in all stupid people that need to get their head straight.

guy 1 "wow, look at that guy over there... hes such a wigga."
guy 2 "seriously... he must have terrible lighting in his house... cus when he looks in the mirror he thinks hes black."

by brendan December 28, 2005

jiffy

1. A short period of time.
2. A time of bag for foodstuffs.

1. "It'll just take a jiffy to type this up."
2. "I've put your sandwiches in a jiffy bag son so you can just snack on them."

by brendan September 6, 2004

my salsa

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

by brendan May 6, 2004