brendan's definitions

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

by brendan July 11, 2004

drink

1. Alcoholic beverage.
2. Something consumed as a fluid.

1. You got the drink for the party?
2. I'm so thirsty, I need a drink.

by brendan September 16, 2004

Welly

To try really hard doing something (Scottish).

''Put some welly intae it ya useless cunt''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

jiffy

1. A short period of time.
2. A time of bag for foodstuffs.

1. "It'll just take a jiffy to type this up."
2. "I've put your sandwiches in a jiffy bag son so you can just snack on them."

by brendan September 6, 2004

Sheep Shagger

Someone who has sex with sheep.

''Those Aberdeen fans are all Sheep Shaggin' bastards''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

turkey dump

When a student returning from college breaks up with their significant other from high school. So-called because it traditionally takes place over thanksgiving break, the first time most students return from college.

When Jim and Heather came home for Thanksgiving, she gave him the turkey dump.

by Brendan January 30, 2005

Pal

1. A good friend or mate.
2. (PAL) Personal Arse Licker
3. (PAL) Packaging Automation Limited

''He's no wan ay yer pals is he? A fuckin tramp onywy that bastar, nae doot aboot that''

by Brendan April 7, 2003