brendan's definitions

boby

slang. Also bobie - the male repreductive organ (penis). Often used in flirtatious environments.

"You wantin' some of the boby darlin'?"

by brendan September 7, 2004

you'd get better music from a sausage frying in a pan

adj. shit music - the sort of music that you can't understand why millions of people like it when it sounds like it could be made easily in a number of everyday situations (e.g. on the toilet, washing the dishes, gargling toothpaste solution etc.)

a: What did you think of them?
b: Alright
a: What does that mean? Were they "oh my god that was the best shit i've ever heard alright" or "i've heard better music from a sausage frying in a pan but they were alright."
b: Yeah I guess.
a: What? Are you even listening to me?..

by brendan July 11, 2004

Sheep Shagger

Someone who has sex with sheep.

''Those Aberdeen fans are all Sheep Shaggin' bastards''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

jiffy

1. A short period of time.
2. A time of bag for foodstuffs.

1. "It'll just take a jiffy to type this up."
2. "I've put your sandwiches in a jiffy bag son so you can just snack on them."

by brendan September 6, 2004

JBY

Acronym 4 Just Be Yourself. - The best way NOT to pick up hotties.

Dexter: How do i find a female humanthropid that i can make sex with?
AFC: JBY man.

by brendan May 13, 2004

hamster dick

a very small penis, about the size of a hamster

ryan knuth has a hamster dick

by brendan February 7, 2005

Welly

To try really hard doing something (Scottish).

''Put some welly intae it ya useless cunt''

by Brendan April 5, 2003