brendan's definitions

Britneys

Cockney rhyming slang for ears (Britney Spears - ears)

''Prick up your Britneys mate, this is important''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

bugged

Tapped for information by means of a small, conspicuous electronic device.

Will Smith was bugged multiple times in the film "Enemy of the State."

by brendan July 1, 2004

Dog and Bone

Cockney rhyming slang for phone - the telephone.

''Pick up the dog and bone now''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

group x

One of the greatest rap groups around at the moment. Not taking themselves seriously and showing up the fakes.

You know that song by Group X?
No?
You know..I just want Bang Bang Bang.
Oh yeah HAHA that is some good shit.

by brendan July 1, 2004

The Dons

Aberdeen FC

''The Dons play at Pittodrie''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

dihydrogen monoxide

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the unstable radical Hydroxide, the components of which are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
For more detailed information, including precautions, disposal procedures and storage requirements, refer to the Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) for Dihydrogen Monoxide.
...Dihydrogen monoxide is water/H20.

Dihydrogen Monoxide as a toxic or carcinogenic substance (as it does with better known chemicals such as hydrochloric acid and saccharine), DHMO is a constituent of many known toxic substances, diseases and disease-causing agents, environmental hazards and can even be lethal to humans in quantities as small as a thimbleful.

by brendan December 9, 2004

alcopops

See poof juice. Alcoholic beverages (c. 5% alc) such as Barcadi Breezers.

-"Hahaha. Pissed on the poof juice again!?"
-"Erm, no. These are alcopops and they are strong shit."
-"Haha. Whatever!"

by brendan September 7, 2004