brendan's definitions

hamster dick

a very small penis, about the size of a hamster

ryan knuth has a hamster dick

by brendan February 7, 2005

social engineering

the act of finding a flaw in a daily system and exploiting it to get what you want for free

getting a free refill at a fast food restraunt by drinking half of your drink then spilling it. getting a free refill

by brendan May 20, 2004

alcopops

See poof juice. Alcoholic beverages (c. 5% alc) such as Barcadi Breezers.

-"Hahaha. Pissed on the poof juice again!?"
-"Erm, no. These are alcopops and they are strong shit."
-"Haha. Whatever!"

by brendan September 7, 2004

northside

eastside? hell no.
westside? hell no.
northside? oh yeah!

my dawg santa

by Brendan November 12, 2003

goodbomb

a over sized terd

brendan left a goodbomb

by brendan January 4, 2003

cet

Acronym: Central England Temperature

The CET of June is currently above average.

by brendan June 22, 2004

jiffy

1. A short period of time.
2. A time of bag for foodstuffs.

1. "It'll just take a jiffy to type this up."
2. "I've put your sandwiches in a jiffy bag son so you can just snack on them."

by brendan September 6, 2004