brendan's definitions

Eat My Shorts

A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Pal

1. A good friend or mate.
2. (PAL) Personal Arse Licker
3. (PAL) Packaging Automation Limited

''He's no wan ay yer pals is he? A fuckin tramp onywy that bastar, nae doot aboot that''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Hefty

Heavy, bulky

''Pollok, yer a hefty bastard''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Stane

A Stone (Scottish)

''Chuck us oar a stane ya wee fat cunt, n stop playin way yer wee maggot''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Baise

Fuck (French)

''Va te faire foutre'' (''Fuck you'')

by Brendan April 7, 2003

sha na na na

Originated from the sound made at the closing of the "Family Ties" theme song. Used after something incredibly dynamic or cool is said or done.

Your friend: "Hey, so I ran into the ho Carly. You know, the one who gave Kirk herpes. Yeah, I told her she smells."
You reply: "Sha na na na!"

by Brendan April 28, 2003

neon

knee-on

1. Simile for shitcunt.
2. Abbreviation of Random Haxor.
3. A Counter-Strike Player who randomly kills people without skills and spams.(also cant kill afk people).
:D kthxbai!

by brendan July 8, 2003