brendan's definitions

Dog and Bone

Cockney rhyming slang for phone - the telephone.

''Pick up the dog and bone now''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

wit

Scot's variation of "what".

"Wit wir you sayin just thir ya big daft numpty cloon heed ye?"

by brendan August 21, 2004

The Dons

Aberdeen FC

''The Dons play at Pittodrie''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

alcopops

See poof juice. Alcoholic beverages (c. 5% alc) such as Barcadi Breezers.

-"Hahaha. Pissed on the poof juice again!?"
-"Erm, no. These are alcopops and they are strong shit."
-"Haha. Whatever!"

by brendan September 7, 2004

cet

Acronym: Central England Temperature

The CET of June is currently above average.

by brendan June 22, 2004

my salsa

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

by brendan May 6, 2004

jiffy

1. A short period of time.
2. A time of bag for foodstuffs.

1. "It'll just take a jiffy to type this up."
2. "I've put your sandwiches in a jiffy bag son so you can just snack on them."

by brendan September 6, 2004