brendan's definitions

tube

A perceptible object, especially cylindical and functioning as a passage

The brown thing that appears when the toilet roll is no more

by Brendan October 6, 2003

S&M

Scott and Moeller.

Awesome BMX products. The frames aren't too heavy and are very strong. The customer service is awesome as well.

I used to ride the S&M Dirtbike Classic, Zach rode the War Pig, and Paul had the Sabbath.

S&M Pitchforks have a 1000 year warranty.

by Brendan January 29, 2005

cet

Acronym: Central England Temperature

The CET of June is currently above average.

by brendan June 22, 2004

northside

eastside? hell no.
westside? hell no.
northside? oh yeah!

my dawg santa

by Brendan November 12, 2003

goodbomb

a over sized terd

brendan left a goodbomb

by brendan January 4, 2003

jiffy

1. A short period of time.
2. A time of bag for foodstuffs.

1. "It'll just take a jiffy to type this up."
2. "I've put your sandwiches in a jiffy bag son so you can just snack on them."

by brendan September 6, 2004

my salsa

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

by brendan May 6, 2004