doric

NE Scotland language/dialect.
by brendan May 20, 2004
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Douche

Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot
by Brendan November 25, 2003
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Lemon

1. A gay gurl,
often hot,
but sometimes not,
she'll go for the furry cup,
and ruffle her girlfriend up,
then she'll start kissing her and feeling her insides,
then its time for the strap on and penetration deep inside
2. A citrus fruit
1. TATU,
Luceal + Tang
2. ''dat lemonade sure woz good''
by Brendan April 06, 2003
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livi

Short for Livingston. A town in Scotland of 90,000 people most noted for a skate park, shopping complex and football team.
I've lived in Livingston for the last 14 years...there's got to be worse places right?
by brendan August 07, 2004
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Wee Man

1. A short male (Scottish)
2. A small penis (Scottish)
''Grant put your wee man away''
by Brendan April 06, 2003
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sha na na na

Originated from the sound made at the closing of the "Family Ties" theme song. Used after something incredibly dynamic or cool is said or done.
Your friend: "Hey, so I ran into the ho Carly. You know, the one who gave Kirk herpes. Yeah, I told her she smells."
You reply: "Sha na na na!"
by Brendan April 28, 2003
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qwest

To be swindled or cheated out of something, usually money. To not get what you paid for.

Originates from the mega-evil corporation Qwest who does this to every one of their customers.
"Wow... I just got qwested by that taxi driver."

"Qwest you, buddy!"
by Brendan July 07, 2004
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