niplet

a nipple with a small aereola around it.

That is my niplet.

by bread infection November 27, 2009

wnuczek

a well endowed Polish male.

Check out that wnuczek over there.

by bread infection April 30, 2008

segway steal

the act of stealing a segway.

I just made a segway steal from that old bitch.

by bread infection December 31, 2005

johnsartoriitis

1. to develop a disease that makes your bum very tight.

2. One who looks for bargains in the bin. The last person to shout beers.

He was a good bloke before he developed johnsartoriitis. Now he just has a really tight ass.

by bread infection December 01, 2009

greb

to purposely swallow a nailgun for gambling purposes.

If horse #2 wins, I'll greb, but if horse #1 wins, you own me 1,000,000,000,000.00 dollars.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

stubby riders

stubby shorts that ride up your arse when jogging or bending over ridingstubs

I wear my stubby riders every day at the gym so the girls can cop a perve of my curves.

by bread infection October 09, 2005

blumpkin

to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal, I can't believe it wasn't in here before!

That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62

by bread infection February 22, 2007