brandon 's definitions

tweaker

one who 'tweaks balls' as in one who uses the drug methamphetamine to get amped and then shakes around and talks non-stop.

I would have asked Mary to help me study for my test but she's such a tweaker --she couldn't sit still for more than 2 minutes so that's why I got a D+

by brandon December 3, 2002

lemonade stand

When you urinate in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.

Sally was sucking my dick and I had to pee so I gave her a lemonade stand.

by Brandon August 2, 2004

Capisce

Italiano Meaning of "Understand?" Often used by popular Mafioso bosses like John 'Dapper Don' Gotti

You fuckin piece of shit,you come around here again ya dead,capisce?!

by Brandon December 5, 2003

liquor dick

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex

jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.

by brandon May 1, 2004

Blumpkin King

A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.

Eric from work is real blumpkin King.

by Brandon June 24, 2004

light em up

1. Smoking you tires
2. Mass amounts of fire power

1. Dude, your car has 500 horsepower, LIGHT EM UP.
2. Theyve got us pinned down, LIGHT EM UP

by Brandon August 12, 2004

Brosh

A harmless looking bush, that has large thorns.

"What the hell?!?!?!? That thing Brosh hurt me when i went by it."

by Brandon April 20, 2004