brandon 's definitions

pimp tard or pimptard

A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.

Let use a male as an exmaple.

To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.

by Brandon December 9, 2004

banana

A type of fruit.

I like to put bananas in my mouth.

by Brandon December 14, 2003

thwang

Being paranoid when your all messed up.

Just chill man, don't be thwangin.

by Brandon September 16, 2003

box lunch

A man who eats his womans pussy, and usually enjoys doing so, provided that her stuff doesnt smell.

Damn, my girl was just begging for a box lunch....i didnt mind giving her one

by Brandon October 21, 2004

Bone Thugs N Harmony

best rappers in the world
5 of the worlds truest thugs, TRUES HUMBLY UNITED GATHERING SOULS....daily!

The "ORIGINAL" thugs

Bone is the shit, best believe they will take your life if they have to.

Down with bone now and forever
there music is my gospel music

by Brandon April 22, 2004

afro

A large poof of pubic-style hair resembling a large brillo pad. Usually accompanied by a "pick."

Ice Cube had a sweet Afro in that movie with that really white skinned kid who became a nazi because he had no friends.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

jiminy christmas

kinda like holy shit or jebus christ

oh jiminy christmas

by brandon February 17, 2005