brandon 's definitions

Nut Dumpster.

Is an orifice of choice where one will store his sperm.

Yeah we got it on! I filled her nut dumpster to the brim.

by Brandon June 23, 2004

sausage fest

A party where many men sit around hoping for someone else to call call girls from their cell phones, when in fact none of them know any hot women. Usually, they end up participating in drunk masturbation on the internet when they get back to their dorm/apartment.

"Man, this is a total sausage fest. I'm just gonna drink my coors light and beat of to broadband porno."

by Brandon October 21, 2004

Blownshift

Bipolar. Insane in the membrane. Not right. Dim-witted. Imbecile.

See also: retarded, special, dumb, brandon.

Special Ed and Blownshift are brothers.

by Brandon February 25, 2004

Tehstorm

A rather vicious tropical storm. Its intentions are to kill your pets. Keep them safe from this unstoppable chaos-bringer!

Tehstorms owns your lives. That's right.

by Brandon February 19, 2003

pony

Also used in conjunction with the words "My little" to form the phrase My Little Pony. A "Pony" or "My Little Pony" is usually reminiscent of a frail, white trash child, covered in spaghetti sauce and dirt stains, with floppy, greasy hair, resembling the toy "My little Pony" which was left out in the backyard all winter long.

Look at the trail of Pony's walking into Wal-Mart.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

Sausage Fest

A party of only men, where the sole purpose is to cook and eat sausage and bratwurst.

SausageFest 2003

by Brandon December 4, 2003

plahoo

A word usually used when high on crack or acting like high on crack.

PLAHOO!!!!! *passes out*

by Brandon December 6, 2004