brandon 's definitions
by Brandon May 31, 2003

a universal something or other capable of not only cooking stuff, not only being a remedy to all of your problems, but also a wonderful saddle for your pet camel/llama/oompaloompa hybrid
by Brandon August 31, 2003

a device they use in the military in order clean each others foxholes with. They also use the term to insult each other with.
by Brandon November 10, 2003

an expletive. on sight, causing you to be nauseous. to see something that causes you to become sick.
From my Portuguese grandma, Bernice.
From my Portuguese grandma, Bernice.
by Brandon August 19, 2004

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.
by Brandon January 4, 2005

he is one cool awesoem guy in a band called www.trgaicblack.com he is one cool guy in make-up and i myself being a guy want tyo have sex with him or talk for hours
by brandon August 24, 2004

Florida Governor, Jeb Bush's daughter was arrested for calling in a bullshit prescription for XANAX bars.
by Brandon October 1, 2003
