brandon's definitions

evar

Same as the word ever, however often times used on forums to diss people.

Best thread EVAR!!

by brandon November 27, 2002

zed

the letter 'Z'.

Read the Bible from A to zed.

by Brandon July 24, 2006

lazin

A word used to describe when someone is lazy or jus chillin

NO I dont wanna go out 2nite, i jus feel like lazin around

by Brandon August 7, 2004

sploogatize

to be made in the form of splooge

Sploogatize me, Cap'n!

by Brandon April 14, 2005

yak shaving

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.

origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.

by Brandon April 4, 2005

JBW

Abbrev for John Boy Walton (aka JG, Gorst or Sheesh). Typically found in a bar wobbling and staring at women.

"Fancy another 6 pints JBW?"

by Brandon September 2, 2003

belt

something that gets in my damn way!

Goddamn it girl, your belt's always in the way, I may have to teach you a lesson

by Brandon August 30, 2004