Definitions by boss hamilton
Leave Ohara Out of It
Phrase used in certain parts of Delaware county to combat cognitive dissonance. Typically used in retaliation when facts are laid out that combat elements of an individuals masculinity or self identity. For example, a St. Eugene’s kid that feels uncomfortable about going to Ohara instead of Bonner for any number of reasons might tell his friend - rather than saying “fuck off danny” - “leave ohara out of it Danny.”
My parents both voted for Biden and are members at overbrook country club , that’s our issue. But leave ohara out of it you pussy.
Leave Ohara Out of It by boss hamilton August 6, 2022
BPike Wardrobe
The BPike wardrobe is a collection of clothes that diehard Eagles and Phillies fans throughout the Delaware Valley assemble to express their undying love for hate, hustle, and heart on the baseball and football fields. Wardrobe essentials include the following:
Shoes: Air Force 1s, every shoe ever made by the Jordan Brand (some carryover here with an Inter-Ac Tuxedo).
Socks: Foreman Mills Crew Socks, or TekGear 10 pack from Kohls
Shorts: Jorts or Kensington Jizz Rag
Belt: HA!
Shirt: The main attraction. Includes the following necessities to provide the most options: Dawkins Home Jersey, Dawkins away jersey, Utley home Jersey, Utley away jersey, Utley 1980s throwback jersey, Utley batting practice jersey, Utley T-Shirt, World F-cking Champs T-Shirt, World F-cking Champs Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Utley World Baseball Classic Jersey, Utley Sleeveless Home Jersey
Undershirt: Beaters from Ross or T.J. Max
Tie: HA!
Hat: Flat Brim. Black. Phillies or Eagles. Turned backwards.
Shoes: Air Force 1s, every shoe ever made by the Jordan Brand (some carryover here with an Inter-Ac Tuxedo).
Socks: Foreman Mills Crew Socks, or TekGear 10 pack from Kohls
Shorts: Jorts or Kensington Jizz Rag
Belt: HA!
Shirt: The main attraction. Includes the following necessities to provide the most options: Dawkins Home Jersey, Dawkins away jersey, Utley home Jersey, Utley away jersey, Utley 1980s throwback jersey, Utley batting practice jersey, Utley T-Shirt, World F-cking Champs T-Shirt, World F-cking Champs Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Utley World Baseball Classic Jersey, Utley Sleeveless Home Jersey
Undershirt: Beaters from Ross or T.J. Max
Tie: HA!
Hat: Flat Brim. Black. Phillies or Eagles. Turned backwards.
Check out Mac across the street in the flat brim Birds hat, Jordan 8s, and the World F-cking Champs Limited Edition T-Shirt. Christ, he might have the most swaggy BPike Wardrobe in the history of swag.
BPike Wardrobe by boss hamilton August 15, 2012
kensington jizz rag
Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!
kensington jizz rag by boss hamilton January 11, 2012
delco triple crown
An honorable accomplishment children throughout Delaware County strive for. The delco triple crown involves 3 stages. The first is winning a region 25 championship (preferably in football, basketball or baseball--track and field is not really a sport, more along the lines of a way to practice exercise).
The second step in the Crown is two pronged-one must first survive the delco minute by choosing not to become a j crew catholic, and then winning a Philadelphia Catholic League Title at one of the Catholic High Schools in Delaware County.
If one successfully completes the first two legs in the race for the crown, he is eligible to attempt the final part in his pursuit of the crown. This phase is two fold as well-first, the potential winner must gain admission to a Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference (PSAC) College or University. If the candidate is accepted, and enrolls, he or she must then win a PSAC league championship.
Winning a title at all 3 of these levels is extremely difficult and competitive, and an admirable feat.
The second step in the Crown is two pronged-one must first survive the delco minute by choosing not to become a j crew catholic, and then winning a Philadelphia Catholic League Title at one of the Catholic High Schools in Delaware County.
If one successfully completes the first two legs in the race for the crown, he is eligible to attempt the final part in his pursuit of the crown. This phase is two fold as well-first, the potential winner must gain admission to a Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference (PSAC) College or University. If the candidate is accepted, and enrolls, he or she must then win a PSAC league championship.
Winning a title at all 3 of these levels is extremely difficult and competitive, and an admirable feat.
"And Millersville wins the pennant! And Millersville wins the pennant! Millersville has won the pennant! Eamon McGuire hits a 3 run shot to defeat West Chester, and Millersville has won the pennant! McGuire is now a winner of the Delco Triple Crown. A region 25 baseball champion at St. Eugene, A PCL Football Championship for Dan Algeo at Cardinal O'Hara, and now a PSAC baseball title at Millersville! McGuire is one for the ages and has cemented his name in Delaware County lore by capturing a delco triple crown
delco triple crown by boss hamilton January 10, 2012
Inter-Ac Tuxedo
last definition for this word was shitty and pretentious.
the Inter-Ac Tuxedo is a theory, not a precise outfit. it takes different shapes as the earth rotates and the seasons change. in the summer, "the Tux" sees backward New Era hats for all teams other than the Phillies. During Summer days, baggy Jordan shorts, black nike socks, nikeID dunks, and killer UVA lax pinnys are worn. But during summer nights, gr8 brands like Lacoste get paired with pink Polo hats and rockstar shades.
in the winter, the tux takes on a new form. Fresh off the conclusion of another action packed InterAc football season, sluggers from THS, MP, PC, and GA will throw on their letterman jackets, celebrating their 8 game seasons in style, and reminiscing over the narrow victory over a Philadelphia Public League Team.
the Inter-Ac Tuxedo is a theory, not a precise outfit. it takes different shapes as the earth rotates and the seasons change. in the summer, "the Tux" sees backward New Era hats for all teams other than the Phillies. During Summer days, baggy Jordan shorts, black nike socks, nikeID dunks, and killer UVA lax pinnys are worn. But during summer nights, gr8 brands like Lacoste get paired with pink Polo hats and rockstar shades.
in the winter, the tux takes on a new form. Fresh off the conclusion of another action packed InterAc football season, sluggers from THS, MP, PC, and GA will throw on their letterman jackets, celebrating their 8 game seasons in style, and reminiscing over the narrow victory over a Philadelphia Public League Team.
Yo check out James 'Chip' Barrington, he's across the street in his The Haverford School: '08 InterAc Champs: The Perfect Season (5-3 record) letterman jacket. What an iscariot. Hate to see him in an Inter-Ac Tuxedo, instead of a delco tuxedo
Inter-Ac Tuxedo by boss hamilton November 29, 2011
511 montgo ave slag show
A 511 montgo ave slag show is a Merion Mercy student that routinely grinds, touches, kisses on the check, kisses on the hand, kisses on the forehead, kisses on the nose, kisses on the lips, french kisses, blows, poses for a facebook picture with, hugs, holds, humps, screws, bumps, shtups, engages in coitus, or copulates with a student from La Salle or an InterAc school (read: The Haverford School).
Yeah dude, she is a total 511 montgo ave slag show, c'mon, didn't you see her getting with Vance, only a couple of minutes after posing for a facebook picture with All InterAc lax stud, James 'Chip' Barrington?
511 montgo ave slag show by boss hamilton October 26, 2011
delco minute
A delco minute is the term used for the period of time from January 10th-February 1st every calendar year in Delaware County. In contrast to the popular term new york minute, a delco minute lasts much longer than a minute; for some, it seems to last a lifetime. The delco minute is the time period each winter when 8th graders throughout Delaware County are faced with the difficult choice of deciding which high school in the county to attend. For some, family finances dictate a need for public school. But for many other young people throughout the county, they must decide before the end of a delco minute whether or not to disgrace themselves by enrolling at an inter-ac school the next fall, or going the pure route of a Catholic Education. The delco minute ends when parents submit a deposit to a local private school, or fill out the paper work for public school. the months leading up to a delco minute can be very stressful for some; St. Joseph's Prep has become increasingly selective in recent years, and now rejects most applicants. This means that some kids are forced after January 10th to consider enrolling at inferior schools, such as Malvern Prep or Monsignor Bonner. When a student who could not get into the The Prep enrolls at Malvern, he is subsequently termed a J Crew Catholic.
It is January 10th, and I have received all my high school acceptance letters. The delco minute has formally begun, now I have to spend the rest of the month determining if I want to wear an inter-ac tuxedo or a delco tuxedo for the next four years. Since I am a Hohenzollern fascist, I think I will enroll at the Haverford School and try to get plowed in the ass for the next four years.
delco minute by boss hamilton October 24, 2011