bogosuperelf's definitions

disappointment

disappointment would be an improvement to what we are

Gillian was outraged when Dave offered to sell her his dick for a cool mil but it improved to mere disappointment after he bought her a pair of socks.

by bogosuperelf July 4, 2020

Rap and Hip-Hop

Music Made by constipated dogs

I felt like listening to music made by constipated dogs so I got a rap and hip-hop cd.

by bogosuperelf November 20, 2020

niggars

cute little chipmunks and squirrels often seen smoking cigars

look at those adorable niggars at the park with their tiny little cigars, I will hug them and pet them and keep them for my very own.

by bogosuperelf November 8, 2020

Cindy Lawson

A nag

Cindy Lawson: Brush your teeth. Read Machiavelli. Vegetables. Get off the couch. Call me. You're wasting time. No magic cards. Look at this. What's your point. He's no good. You're in trouble. Don't take that tone here. Use your words. I'm telling your father. Hurry up. Stand up. Sit down... (and on and on)
Me: *runs away*

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

Idiot

The dumbass on urban dictionary that writes definitions for random strings of letters to make fun of the people who will never manage the string together the same random combination of letters, thus their definition will get buried in the vastness of the catacombs of the internet only to be deciphered as prophesies by future generations a 1000 years hence.

Idiot: Word - a;sdlkfja;sldkfja;sdlfkjqpoierujx,ncvlk...asdlfkjasdk2pczmx.c0203,alsDSlaslekdasdjkweld. Definition - I can't believe you looked this up, you must be some kind of nerd with no life.

Archeologist of the future: How fascinating. This is clearly some kind of prehistoric attempt from one time travel scientist to trash talk another time travel scientist in order to maintain their competitive edge during the race to invent time travel.

by bogosuperelf January 14, 2021

Tiktok-Elligence

When someone fluently speaks references to Tik-Tok or youtubers in attempts to prove that they in fact have no life other than watching their neighbors home videos.

A metaphor citing from Tik-tok or youtubers is how urban dictionary has become predominantly full of people boasting Tiktok-Elligence.

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

Patgasm

Your dry pussy becoming a wet pussy whenever you hear Patrick Starrs sexy hoarse raspy voice.

I invited Gillian over to watch Spongebob Squarepants and she Patgasm-ed all over the couch. It was messy.

by bogosuperelf April 16, 2021