Mikayla

Terminally obsessed with Brian. Typically seen in bridal attire just in case Brian proposes.

Mikayla: After I finish washing Brian's feet with my hair, I hope he notices my empty ring finger and pops the question.

by bogosuperelf July 19, 2020

Bella

A 16 year old girl with the personality of a 48 year old Karen.

Bella just posted 18 dry ass definitions on the urban dictionary carrying on about her rabid political views and corporate advertising as if the urban dictionary were an encyclopedia of syntax.

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

Ghostwriter

A model's wet dream

Ghostwriter: I think Jisushi has a boner for me.

by bogosuperelf July 25, 2020

country

music made by constipated horses

I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated horses so I got a country CD.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Pedophile Whistleblower

Anyone who flames and spams about how Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.

Pedophile Whistleblower: Jeffery Epstein was murdered by a group of vigilantes protecting children and minors from being sexually exploited. GASP. I could be next@!!!!!

by bogosuperelf October 28, 2020

disappointment

disappointment would be an improvement to what we are

Gillian was outraged when Dave offered to sell her his dick for a cool mil but it improved to mere disappointment after he bought her a pair of socks.

by bogosuperelf July 04, 2020

sss

Selfish Swine Syndrome

Dave: I went down on all the other girls in your school because I wanted to have sex but to save my virginity for you.
Gillian: sss

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020