bob jones's definitions

hypersexual

showing excessive concern with or indulgence in sexual activity

Every teenage male.

by Bob Jones May 3, 2004

piano

(noun) an ancient method of torture devised by cruel parents in order to deprive their children of the will to resist

Parent: Go practice the piano now! No getting off that bench until you've played an hour and a half!

by bob jones March 17, 2005

eminuendo

Something sexual 😏😏

*someone having a massage* "I like it hard"
*someone yells in the distance* "EMINUENDO"

by bob jones April 3, 2016

retch

to vomit.

I think I am going to retch.

And suddenly, from out of no where, masses of people ran out of the building, on to the street at near record-setting paces, only stopping to retch. The retching continued, the people in the back and slower ones, slipped on the excretments, and became part of the conglomeration on the ground.

by bob jones May 13, 2005

the angry floyd

The act of anal sex with a kelt while yelling "bitch please"

Nick did you see when brian did the angry floyd last night?

by bob jones March 19, 2005

froto

another word for throat. mainly said by the sexiest girl in the world. it is in your mouth behind your toungue!

my froto hurts. i ate to much now im going to have to throw up in the potty

by bob jones October 20, 2004

dining delovely

The act of a carny turned congressman eating pussy.

Robby's mouth was stick and Hibernia was all smiles after dining delovely.

by bob jones March 19, 2005