the jizz wagon

A penis, specifically my penis.

Any girls want a ride on my jizz wagon?

by bob jones March 20, 2005

the dirty wertsie

The act of stick a pretzel up your ass and eating it.

Floyd did the dirty wertsie for only five dollars.

by bob jones March 19, 2005

dining delovely

The act of a carny turned congressman eating pussy.

Robby's mouth was stick and Hibernia was all smiles after dining delovely.

by bob jones March 20, 2005

neenoo

the word used by silly people in new jersey. it means yes, or i love you.

DOnt tell me all this air humping is leading to knowhere. NeeNoo

by bob jones October 21, 2004

piano

(noun) an ancient method of torture devised by cruel parents in order to deprive their children of the will to resist

Parent: Go practice the piano now! No getting off that bench until you've played an hour and a half!

by bob jones March 18, 2005

froto

another word for throat. mainly said by the sexiest girl in the world. it is in your mouth behind your toungue!

my froto hurts. i ate to much now im going to have to throw up in the potty

by bob jones October 21, 2004

hypersexual

showing excessive concern with or indulgence in sexual activity

Every teenage male.

by Bob Jones May 04, 2004