douche raft

An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW
I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.
by bob h boberson July 11, 2008
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nozzle fest

A disproportionate ratio of males to females.
There are so many dudes in here it's a nozzle fest.
by bob h boberson May 10, 2008
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douche canoe

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.
Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.
by bob h boberson April 21, 2008
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Grits Bowl

1. A task performed by a specific individual or group from the U.S. South in exchange for compensation.
2. A U.S. Southerners protected job, project, program etc...
3. U.S. South version of Rice Bowl.
Billy Bob: "I don't need Jim Bob. I can change the tire myself".
Bobby Ted: "But Billy Bob, ya gotta let Jim Bob fix it. That's his grits bowl".
by bob h boberson January 26, 2009
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Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.
Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.
by bob h boberson July 22, 2008
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Car Years

The age of a vehicle expressed as human years instead of mileage or chronological age. Calculated by dividing the mileage of a vehicle by 3,000.
150,000 miles / 3,000 = 50 car years.
by bob h boberson January 05, 2009
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Moloko

A fictional drink consisting of milk and a psychoactive drug. From the book and movie "A Clockwork Orange".
Three drinks were available:
Moloko plus Vellocet
Moloko plus Synthemesc
Moloko plus Drencrom
The milkbar sold moloko plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom... This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
by Bob H Boberson December 02, 2011
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