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fastword

A method of using a random but memorable three word combination to quickly remember multiple passwords.
Paul: I once spilled a Slushy on a friend named Beth at a U2 concert, so now my fastword for my bank is u2bethslushy, my facebook is u2slushybeth and iTunes is slushybethU2.
Ringo: Genius!
by bob beeflips July 1, 2011
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material

noun, always capitalized.
fodder for writing or gossip, as in when someone does something so stupid/upsetting/wonderful, you can't wait to write/blog/twitter about it.
Pia: I can't believe your boyfriend dumped you for your best friend! What are you going to do?
Zadora: Turn him into Material.

or

Roberto: Did you see that? I can't believe he stood up on the chair and made a spectacle of himself in front of a live television audience!
Benigni: Material.
by bob beeflips August 23, 2009
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LMNT

texting for "elementy". It's a feeling one gets when a site - bowling alley, bar, shopping center - is overwhelmed by "a certain element."
J: r u still @ Bowl-Hi?
T: Nah we left after youth bowling. its a little too LMNT for me
by bob beeflips March 27, 2010
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Fart Thirty

At any camp or sleepover involving junior high boys, the time after "lights out" to begin making farting noises, real or imitated.
The youth director is asleep - it's fart thirty!

(sleepy camper) What time is it?
(friend rips one)
(sleepy camper) Oh. It must be fart thirty! (responding in kind)
by bob beeflips November 16, 2011
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Retrumplican

1) A Trump Republican.

2) A Republican who is linked to Trump, whether they want to be or not.
Jeff Sessions was a Retrumplican before anyone else.

Even though Karen Handel doesn't mention Trump once on her website, her opponents will attempt to paint her as a Retrumplican.
by bob beeflips April 27, 2017
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pawtograph

An animal's autograph.
So far I have pawtographs for Lassie, Benji, Milo, Otis and the Taco Bell dog. The ultimate would be Frank the Pug from Men in Black.
by bob beeflips June 9, 2011
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potty mail

Smart phone emails sent while on the toilet. Not to be confused with "pot-email," which is email sent while in Washington state.
Fern: I just got your email, but I also just saw you come out of the john.
Jones: I had the time and inclination - I sent you a potty mail.
by bob beeflips October 4, 2012
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