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An animal's autograph.
So far I have pawtographs for Lassie, Benji, Milo, Otis and the Taco Bell dog. The ultimate would be Frank the Pug from Men in Black.
by bob beeflips June 9, 2011
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Get the Bebuddah mug.Smart phone emails sent while on the toilet. Not to be confused with "pot-email," which is email sent while in Washington state.
Fern: I just got your email, but I also just saw you come out of the john.
Jones: I had the time and inclination - I sent you a potty mail.
Jones: I had the time and inclination - I sent you a potty mail.
by bob beeflips October 4, 2012
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Paul: I once spilled a Slushy on a friend named Beth at a U2 concert, so now my fastword for my bank is u2bethslushy, my facebook is u2slushybeth and iTunes is slushybethU2.
Ringo: Genius!
Ringo: Genius!
by bob beeflips July 1, 2011
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fodder for writing or gossip, as in when someone does something so stupid/upsetting/wonderful, you can't wait to write/blog/twitter about it.
fodder for writing or gossip, as in when someone does something so stupid/upsetting/wonderful, you can't wait to write/blog/twitter about it.
Pia: I can't believe your boyfriend dumped you for your best friend! What are you going to do?
Zadora: Turn him into Material.
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Roberto: Did you see that? I can't believe he stood up on the chair and made a spectacle of himself in front of a live television audience!
Benigni: Material.
Zadora: Turn him into Material.
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Roberto: Did you see that? I can't believe he stood up on the chair and made a spectacle of himself in front of a live television audience!
Benigni: Material.
by bob beeflips August 23, 2009
Get the material mug.texting for "elementy". It's a feeling one gets when a site - bowling alley, bar, shopping center - is overwhelmed by "a certain element."
by bob beeflips March 27, 2010
Get the LMNT mug.Originally the battle cry raised when all three opponents in the card game hearts take points and you take none, the phrase used when you generally own everyone in a verbal argument.
Kukla: God cannot exist.
Fran: Obviously. An all-powerful God cannot be reconciled with an evil world.
Ollie: Two words: Free will.
(stunned silence) Death to my enemies!
Fran: Obviously. An all-powerful God cannot be reconciled with an evil world.
Ollie: Two words: Free will.
(stunned silence) Death to my enemies!
by bob beeflips June 25, 2009
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