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chain talker

Someone who refuses to shut the fuck up.
Emma: So then anyway, the point of the story is that I ran into DeNiro on the subway did you see his movie Meet the Fockers it’s his best movie...
Savoy: it’s really hard to get a word in edgewise.
Tim: yeah she’s a chain talker.
by bob beeflips June 4, 2018
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Retrumplican

1) A Trump Republican.

2) A Republican who is linked to Trump, whether they want to be or not.
Jeff Sessions was a Retrumplican before anyone else.

Even though Karen Handel doesn't mention Trump once on her website, her opponents will attempt to paint her as a Retrumplican.
by bob beeflips April 27, 2017
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Nothing but flush

The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.
Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.

Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.

Girl: I didn't hear a thing.

Guy: nothing but flush.
by bob beeflips September 11, 2014
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potty mail

Smart phone emails sent while on the toilet. Not to be confused with "pot-email," which is email sent while in Washington state.
Fern: I just got your email, but I also just saw you come out of the john.
Jones: I had the time and inclination - I sent you a potty mail.
by bob beeflips October 4, 2012
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spamdom

Unintentional wisdom found in the subject line of Spam.
Spam: True manhood is renewable at any age √ make sure yourself.
Bob: I think what that means is that I can decide each day to recreate myself as a real man.
Beeflips: Ah, I see you've been drinking from the deep well of spamdom.
by bob beeflips June 6, 2009
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Bebuddah

Something to be scared out of, instead of "bejesus."
Housing prices scare the bebuddah out of me.
by bob beeflips December 20, 2010
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Death to my enemies!

Originally the battle cry raised when all three opponents in the card game hearts take points and you take none, the phrase used when you generally own everyone in a verbal argument.
Kukla: God cannot exist.
Fran: Obviously. An all-powerful God cannot be reconciled with an evil world.
Ollie: Two words: Free will.

(stunned silence) Death to my enemies!
by bob beeflips June 25, 2009
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