bob's definitions

Noonie

A cool person

What a noonie!

by Bob December 19, 2003

seconds

The amount of time it takes for you to ejaculate.

He blew up in seconds.

by bob July 30, 2003

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

sumo cock

1 extra large and extra greasy Egg Roll from South China that Production supervisors wrap their lips around at lunch.

Wow, that sumo cock was so big I could not get my lips around it and the juices drippled down my chin and stained the floor.

by Bob February 4, 2005

thou

Machine Tool Operator Tech Speak for "Thousandths of an Inch" (.001").

The hole needs to be 150 thou deep plus or minus 10 thou.

by Bob December 29, 2003

chute slider

A top in anal sex.

I'm a bottom, looking for a chute slider for some hot sex tonight!

by Bob August 18, 2003

Park Fucker

When your home backs onto a park.

The park fucker is the cunt that jumps your fence from the Park and you beat
the living shit out of them.

I'm gonna smash your fucking head in Park Fucker!!!!!!!!!!

by Bob March 1, 2003