bob's definitions

deb kerr

huge slut i met once. she was a dirty whore, who smelled.

what the fuck is that smell? oh...it's just deb kerr.

by bob February 28, 2005

crazy dave

A slang word for describing a man mentally unstable who provokes fear into people that meet him.

Have you seen that spooky house up on the top of the hill? I heard that a real crazy dave lives there.

by Bob May 13, 2005

rhabb

to stick ones finger in his own asshole and rip open the tissue and have an excessive hemmorage.

joey rhabbed himself

by bob May 9, 2003

bob

Aryan in nature being used to name kings and royalty. Meaning better than the rest. Saintly in nature. Saint Robert of England was the first to use the name and from then on only royalty used the name.

King Bob was given saintly hood from the ryal churches of england

by Bob April 7, 2005

Malf of Doom

A cool dude that cuts bigheads down, slicks his hair back, shoots down butterflies with a 12-gauge, has been bailed out of jail 12 times, and eats live raw bats. He is known for his hatred of asians and his lack of all reasoning.

I am Malf of Doom!

Don't you want to eat?

No, the Great Malf has other things to do, like blow up toilets! HA HA!

by bob May 2, 2005

Southington

where all the girls are ugly and sleep around and the guys act black and have their moms buy them expensive cars. Not a place to brag about being from.

ha ha, Your from Southington

by BOB March 2, 2004

Nirvana

On the one hand some people grossly overrate them by saying they're the best band ever.

On the other hand even more faggots tear them a new ass unfairly and whine their eyes out saying that they suck!

FACT:Nirvana is better than...

Gn'R who suck!
Pearl Jam who suck!
Radiohead who suck!
RATM who suck!
Soundgarden or Audioslave who suck!
STP!
AIC!
Queensryche!
R.E.M.!
Smashing Pumpkins!
Faith No More!
NIN!
Korn!
Nickelback!
Blink 182!
Incubus!
Counting Crowes!
Silver Chair!
Motley Poo!
White Zombie!
Limp Bizkit!
Puddle Of Mudd!
Kid Rock!

I could keep going but there are just too many shitty bands.I would be here forever!

So Nirvana,they're NOT the best band but they're definately NOT the worst band either.Now shut the fuck up all of you whining little pansies.YOU ALL HAVE SHITTY TASTE!

by bob November 27, 2004