bob's definitions

Cohen Sangster

cohen is poopy infested red neck scumbag from sweet home alabama he loves all the gay men and enjoys licking mens gooches

by bob May 8, 2003

Geeks

Someone who will go far in the future.

Geek today, boss tomorrow.

by Bob November 10, 2003

peppermint swirl

Where a man punches his partner in the nose, causing blood to drip down the face. Then he ejaculates on the bloody area and swirls his penis in the mixture of blood and semen, creating the look of a peppermint swirl.

by Bob July 9, 2003

Magic

to be incredibly awesome

I'm friggin magic.
Your so not magic.

by bob September 20, 2004

randomaniac

One who does things randomly and spontaneously. Sometimes it does not make sense what they do because it's so random that even trying to make sense of it will make you go cross eyed.

I'm a randomaniac for inserting this random entry into the urban dictionary database.

by Bob April 12, 2004

wench

1. A device used to hoist or pull using a crank, spool, and some type of line or chain.

2. My last girlfriend.

I loved the wench on my last truck, that was until my wench of a girlfriend wrecked it.

by Bob May 13, 2005

surface choad

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.

Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!

by Bob October 4, 2003