bob's definitions

Matchbook Romance

Another crappy band loved hysterically, not only for their feminine makeup and tight pants, but for the squealing vocals. What a world emo has created but for the intake of more bands such as Matchbook romance?

If you can barely see out of one eye because of your really gay hair, have pants that make you look like you have a vagina, and makeup for no god damn reason except to conform to the next big scene...chances are youre something close to this band.

by Bob April 19, 2005

Tennis Fan

Female Homosexual

S: Check that hot babe at the bar, I'm going in for the kill.

D: You've got no chance mate she's a tennis fan.

by Bob November 20, 2003

dtupid

What Julia is, because she's just that way.

"You're dtupid"

by Bob February 17, 2004

Pak0'er

To disgrace the human race by being emotional on a message board causing spam& 1337 speak and you to be a lamer while acting godly in a online video game

Don't be a pak0er think before you post!

by Bob May 2, 2003

lamf

lame ass mother fucker. heard it back in the late 70s. seemed to derive from the Punk movement.

Eric: Did you see Seth last night at the party?

Mitch: Yeah. He was a real lamf.

by Bob October 5, 2004

howlett

a dimwitted person who drags knuckles on ground

you must think i am a howlett if i belive that

by bob July 12, 2003

lil

The incorrect version of "little",used by morons who have the approximate education level of a fly.

No example... ... ... ...

by Bob June 19, 2005