Definitions by blthrskt

sez 

slang for "says", like "he says" or "she says"

he sez that i am a woman and she sez i am a man!!!

sez by blthrskt December 28, 2005

autofellatio 

sucking one's own dick, self sucking, self-service blowjob
2 do this, u need a flexible spine or a large/long dick

My friend can suck his own dick!!! He's double jointed and has an enormous cock!!!I think it's called "autofellatio"!!!
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autofellatio by blthrskt December 28, 2005

bedhead 

-when u have been laying in bed or sleeping for a long time, and when u get up, your hair is a mess, out of place and needs to be washed/combed...
-messy hair

1: I got bedhead...look at me, im a mess...i need to comb my hair

bedhead by blthrskt December 28, 2005

DEEP DRILLING 

inserting your rod into a female opening as if u were drilling for oil...

after 9 months of deep drilling, u strike "baby" oil :-)

DEEP DRILLING by blthrskt December 28, 2005

ring and run 

a game young kids play, 1 kid would go up to a persons house and ring their doorbell, and then run away, but not to far so you can see the owner open the door and look outside...hence the name "ring and run"
nowadays people don't open doors, they ask who is it? or look through a keyhole...FYI

kid 1: Im bored.
kid 2: me too.
kid 3: We can play ring and run...
kids 1 & 2: yeaaaahhhh!!!! lets play "ring and run" and piss off some neighbors!!!

ring and run by blthrskt December 28, 2005

typo-squatting 

say you want to search on Google.com for teletubbies.com, britneyspears.com, metallica.com, linkinpark.com, (or any other website with correct spelling names,) and you misspell the proper name such as mettallica.com, linkinnparc.com, (because you don't know the correct spelling) you are directed to porn sites or spyware.
and most of these typos are done by children who are under the age of 18...see also cyber-squatters

Man1: Let's see if I can get some information on the band "metallica" on "google"....now, how do u spell "metallica", is it 1 "T" and 2 L's or is it 2 T's and 1 "L"...i hope i don't get any typo-squatting porn websites....
typo-squatting

typo-squatting by blthrskt December 28, 2005

cyber-squatter 

A cybersquatter is someone who has registered another's name or trademark as a domain name with the prospect of selling it to the rightful owner. It's a form of legalised blackmail. They steal your name and use it to damage your business or reputation.

Cybersquatting, the act of registering a name in bad faith, has become one of the major problems facing businesses on the Internet. Although the term Cybersquatting was originally used to describe the act of registering another's trademarked name, the term is commonly used to describe many different forms of bad faith registrations.

i love cyber-squatting....registering trademark names and adding extra words, like microsoftsucks.com, brittneyspearshasbigboobs.com, and monicalewinskiblows.com,
blow-me-brittney-spears.com
cyber-squatter.com
typo-squatting

cyber-squatter by blthrskt December 28, 2005